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If the Gospels are supposed to be, well, gospel, why are there so many self contradictory statements?
Mark and Luke give geneaologies of Joseph. This was to prove the connection to King David. Which is a little odd since if you follow the whole virgin birth thing he was cuckolded by the big man himself and had no real relation. Anyway, one gives 28 generations between between Jesus and David, the other 42. No-biggy. This is only the inerrant word of GOD. So, one of them missed a few in the list. Except the only common names on the lists are David and Joseph. This is only one example of numerous self contradictory claims in the Bible, which people claim is the inerrant word of God. How can you take the claim that Jesus is the son of God seriously 'because it says so in the bible', when so much of the stupid book is demonstrably false? Quote:
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fox news lies
http://www.boingboing.net/2006/10/04...entifies_.html
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I get kinda scared when people say that the bible is gods words and that they follow them litterally. Does that mean that when your kids are disobediant you go outside dig a nice little hole put them in it and then throw rocks at them?
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In the Interesting News Items thread adrian wrote
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I recall that the rule of celibacy came forth from every escalating fiefdoms as religious titles were passed down from father to son. But I agree, it's an easy target. Followers of Indian tantrism arrived at the opposite conclusion - sex is seen as a way of meeting god - of enlightement. It is a basic and powerful human need, one that the god instilled upon his ultimate creation. Animals don't seem to have as powerful a drive as man. God therefore must have taken a good and enhanced it for man.
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faith is the belief in the implausible and improbable, so did g-d put the dinosaur bones in the mix to test the righteous, or did some random god make the universe by jerking off.
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