Question re: Keith putting sugar in walls

[EastTexas]

Having his wife murdered is a good one. Always gets them.

[skitzot]

Originally Posted by EastTexas

Having his wife murdered is a good one. Always gets them.

Damn that's straight from the street!

[FreydNot]

Originally Posted by EastTexas

Having his wife murdered is a good one. Always gets them.

Not always. Just ask Joey Buttafuoco.

[iheartnihilism]

Originally Posted by golgi body

I'd probably just let it go. It sure would suck to end up in small claims court over something like this. Plus you don't want to fuck over the family who still lives there, do you?

Actually I do because they're a bunch of pricks too. Their 'guests' (who were drinking on the sidewalk at 10am) once started yelling at me as i left the house. I completely ignored them (no reaction, neither positive or negative) and they started calling me a bitch and threatening me until i was 2 blocks away. I did nothing to these people. So fuck them too.

Originally Posted by Lord of the Cock Rings

Usually the threat of 'i have photos' will get them to give back full security unless you really do owe something.

I think there's a sliding closet door that may have been knocked off the track. This asshole is the type to try to hang on to, like, $200 for that.

Originally Posted by skitzot

Others have pranked other people by "painting" someones stairs with milk (2% or whole milk), outside stairs too btw, since it was a friendly prank.

what does that 'do'? is it cause the milk goes bad and stinks?


Maybe I'll just wait til Sept/Oct and go back and do something so it can't be traced back to me... thanks for the ideas though.

[lebowski]

Originally Posted by iheartnihilism

Actually I do because they're a bunch of pricks too. Their 'guests' (who were drinking on the sidewalk at 10am) once started yelling at me as i left the house. I completely ignored them (no reaction, neither positive or negative) and they started calling me a bitch and threatening me until i was 2 blocks away. I did nothing to these people. So fuck them too.



I think there's a sliding closet door that may have been knocked off the track. This asshole is the type to try to hang on to, like, $200 for that.



what does that 'do'? is it cause the milk goes bad and stinks?


Maybe I'll just wait til Sept/Oct and go back and do something so it can't be traced back to me... thanks for the ideas though.

Rank Milk is fucking horrific. I went in this dorm quad that spilled milk once, it was the nastiest shit ever.. you should consider that one.. they won't know where the milk was spilt.. thats half the fun.

[iheartnihilism]

Originally Posted by lebowski

Rank Milk is fucking horrific.

Sold.

[Mikey]

Pay me to kill him. Plus i nevar been to jersey

[dannyhatch]

This is the third result that comes up when one googles "putting sugar in walls."

Just thought you'd all like to know.

[lebowski]

So how did the milk thing work out?

[iheartnihilism]

That's fucking awesome.

Lebowski, I never did it because my roommate and best friend at the time told me for months he was still trying to get the security from the landlord. Turns out said small dicked roommate decided to keep all of the security because I gave him 30+ days notice I was moving (I couldn't afford it anymore, it was slowly making me go broke) but I'd been talking to another friend about getting a place with her for 2 months.
Stupid me for not wanting to worry my roomie until my flaky friend was positive she wanted to live with me. All in all I paid rent for two apartments and incurred $400 in overdraft fees. Fuck me, right?