Shit you can't write elsewhere, write it here

Junkenstein · 10-26-2010, 01:44 PM

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Originally Posted by typicallistener

Sir, your mother enjoys the puppet comedy of Jeff Dunham.

Did i mention how yours actually loves to play "Flip a coin" in her own vagina?

BlackhatGuy · 10-27-2010, 04:37 AM

MY MILKSHAKES BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD!

doctorsleep · 10-28-2010, 01:26 AM

Anyone else sick of musicians trying to be all creative and deep by putting in long winded low pitch build ups to the beginning of the song.

I was listening to Holy Diver by Dio the other day and its more then a fucking minute till the shit actually starts.

The new linkin park album is almost entirely this.

Pink Floyd is my favorite band but I would like to be able to listen to time with out having to fast forward though 2 minutes of alarm clocks.

Ansur · 10-28-2010, 10:32 AM

Forget the long build ups, I'm tired of hearing them talk and having the news report what these dipshits said. I get really sick of it from musicians, actors, and athletes. Being able to play an instrument, having a pretty face, or being able to bounce a ball, does not qualify a person for social commentary.

Some people listen because of the halo effect. Halo effect - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Since the majority of people have an IQ around 100, this works. It is the same reason these people are used in advertisements. It's the reason actors sell you car insurance, football players tell where to bank, and the news reports when people like Tyra Banks and Kim Kardashian tell us to vote for Obama. Kim Kardashian is famous for a homemade sex tape, but she still has retard fans that listen to her and take her opinion seriously. On the other side, Heidi Montag was supporting McCain, but especially Palin.

And the people who are actually influenced by them get to cast a vote that counts just as much as yours.

"The best argument against democracy is a five minute conversation with the average voter." -Winston Churchill

aunt_helen · 10-29-2010, 10:48 PM

This thread is silly, because there's nothing I can't say anywhere else, especially drunk.

That said: I love being a slut, but I hate girls who are visibly slutty. Go figure.

Skunk'd LT · 10-29-2010, 11:40 PM

I love sex like any other male.. and its my definition of intimacy.. but I am only having monogamous sex with one person..

fluxquanta · 10-30-2010, 12:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Skunk'd LT

I love sex like any other male.. and its my definition of intimacy.. but I am only having monogamous sex with one person..

I wish you would stop being so cool.

Buddha · 10-30-2010, 03:20 AM

Stop trying to be buddies with your tormentors. They still think you are a pathetic douche and you are for caring about their opinions.

Feisty Midget · 10-30-2010, 03:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Buddha

Stop trying to be buddies with your tormentors. They still think you are a pathetic douche and you are for caring about their opinions.

Fuck you and welcome to the forums!

doctorsleep · 11-01-2010, 03:47 AM

Tonight I realized how much I fucking hate Halloween,

Look at all these beautifle women dressed in super sexy outfits. Every single one of them is going to get fucked tonight.

...

AND ITS NOT GONNA BE BY ME!!!

10-27-2010, 04:37 AM	#142 (permalink)
BlackhatGuy Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: DC Posts: 112	MY MILKSHAKES BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD!
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10-28-2010, 01:26 AM	#143 (permalink)
doctorsleep Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 248	Anyone else sick of musicians trying to be all creative and deep by putting in long winded low pitch build ups to the beginning of the song. I was listening to Holy Diver by Dio the other day and its more then a fucking minute till the shit actually starts. The new linkin park album is almost entirely this. Pink Floyd is my favorite band but I would like to be able to listen to time with out having to fast forward though 2 minutes of alarm clocks.
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10-28-2010, 10:32 AM	#144 (permalink)
Ansur Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 292	Forget the long build ups, I'm tired of hearing them talk and having the news report what these dipshits said. I get really sick of it from musicians, actors, and athletes. Being able to play an instrument, having a pretty face, or being able to bounce a ball, does not qualify a person for social commentary. Some people listen because of the halo effect. Halo effect - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Since the majority of people have an IQ around 100, this works. It is the same reason these people are used in advertisements. It's the reason actors sell you car insurance, football players tell where to bank, and the news reports when people like Tyra Banks and Kim Kardashian tell us to vote for Obama. Kim Kardashian is famous for a homemade sex tape, but she still has retard fans that listen to her and take her opinion seriously. On the other side, Heidi Montag was supporting McCain, but especially Palin. And the people who are actually influenced by them get to cast a vote that counts just as much as yours. "The best argument against democracy is a five minute conversation with the average voter." -Winston Churchill
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10-29-2010, 10:48 PM	#145 (permalink)
aunt_helen Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Portland, OR Posts: 308	This thread is silly, because there's nothing I can't say anywhere else, especially drunk. That said: I love being a slut, but I hate girls who are visibly slutty. Go figure.
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10-29-2010, 11:40 PM	#146 (permalink)
Skunk'd LT Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Twin Cities Minnesooota Posts: 54	I love sex like any other male.. and its my definition of intimacy.. but I am only having monogamous sex with one person..
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10-30-2010, 03:20 AM	#148 (permalink)
Buddha Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 1	Stop trying to be buddies with your tormentors. They still think you are a pathetic douche and you are for caring about their opinions.
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11-01-2010, 03:47 AM	#150 (permalink)
doctorsleep Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 248	Tonight I realized how much I fucking hate Halloween, Look at all these beautifle women dressed in super sexy outfits. Every single one of them is going to get fucked tonight. ... AND ITS NOT GONNA BE BY ME!!!
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