Shit you can't write elsewhere, write it here

[Space Indaver]

In a similar vein to the Fuck You thread I suppose, but with a rainbow of sentiment.

Today's would-be Facebook status: Dave doesn't give a fuck how insecure and shy you are, you're an adult, and going round to someone's house to have a couple of drinks and watch a film is NOT a big deal. Or rather, in short: Dave is already planning his next date with someone else.

I'll leave it to the less jaded members of our esteemed community to come up with the more positive posts.