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Sweettha · 11-16-2010, 11:10 PM

I wish I could be the whore that I have the potential to be.

sex_n_diamonds · 11-16-2010, 11:31 PM

In the last three weeks:

1) My boyfriend of three years left me
2) I had to press criminal charges against a best friend's girl
3) I lost said best friend
4) and to top it off, I got jumped by three guys a week ago.

And I feel just empty about it. I don't understand it. I still think it's just a nightmare...

lattaland · 11-16-2010, 11:38 PM

I chased a man for approximately 25 miles back to his job for flicking me a bird.
What'd I think would happen? I am losing it.

Dean from Australia · 11-17-2010, 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by sex_n_diamonds

4) and to top it off, I got jumped by three guys a week ago.

And I feel just empty about it. I don't understand it. I still think it's just a nightmare...

If you're saying what I think you're saying, you have to do something about this. You need to find some sort of crisis service that can support you or at least put your trust in someone close to you (if you haven't already).

Don't do this alone.

lattaland · 11-17-2010, 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by slampokes

I SUPER LOVE THIS.

I would have followed you following him for 25 miles to get a photo. I definitely lost the plot a while ago.

Ha! I guess my temper tantrums are cute after all.

lattaland · 11-18-2010, 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by slampokes

You're talking to the girl who once threw a garlic press out of a moving vehicle because it ruined my spaghetti sauce.

Spaz openly and freely.

I throw stuff around too.
I considered going to the art supply store, to keep my vindictive journey all from naught, but by the point I was just too depressed to face so many paper choices. Jeez, I loathe myself.

DWarrior · 11-18-2010, 01:56 PM

Once they find a way to convert tears and self-loathing to electricity, US will reign supreme.

fluxquanta · 11-20-2010, 01:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Gayroob

LOL I CAN BE HILARIOUS TOO

fluxquanta · 11-20-2010, 01:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Gayroob

go fuck ur sister

I'll get right on that. As soon as you stop necrobumping four and a half year old threads.

eurotrash karlos · 11-20-2010, 02:10 PM

I adore all plump women with freckles

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