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skizzbot · 02-13-2011, 11:29 PM

I have a chick friend who flirts with me and sends me flirtacious texts when she's drunk. From years of hanging with her, I know she does this with everyone and there's no chance anything will ever happen between us, yet I still manage to get my hopes up when I drink and she's around. Fucking hell, I need to get laid.

Jo_Culprit · 02-14-2011, 03:15 AM

To me:
You've gotta stop getting distracted and going off track, losing far too much time with excuses and no action. Nothing you want is going to happen if you don't focus and put in everything you have. If you continue down this way you know whats going to eventuate, you'll be going crazy trying to get things done in time then becoming frustrated that you've become burn out so quickly. Stop sacrificing the worthwhile long term for the fucken hollow short term.

Space Indaver · 02-14-2011, 05:48 AM

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Originally Posted by crecentroll

If this is you daver, you and your friends looks like douches, but you keep some pretty hot company, so win!

I have no idea who the males are. And of course I'm a douche, come on.

marina · 02-14-2011, 05:03 PM

Fuck Lady Antebellum. What a stupid fucking name for a group. Might as well be called "Slavery Hooray" Nothing will make me happier than that shitty named band receding into obscurity, but every year they get more popular. God I hate it.

katty123 · 02-15-2011, 12:28 AM

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Originally Posted by skizzbot

Fucking hell, I need to get laid.

See? just become a pimp. it will make you feel better for a while.

FletchLives · 02-25-2011, 03:23 PM

there was a big fuck up at my work. it is not my fault in any way. i might lose my job because of this.

amnesiac · 02-25-2011, 07:56 PM

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Originally Posted by fluxquanta

It's THERE, THEIR, and THEY'RE you fucking idiots!!!!

Also, it's IT'S not ITS you fucking idiots!!!!

I hate bad grammar too.

Something positive: law school, bitches.

crecentroll · 02-25-2011, 10:04 PM

Why am I the only one that feels I'm worth more than I am paid.
I am getting tired of having NO fucking support system in my life!!!

katty123 · 02-27-2011, 12:47 PM

dear bitch,

i know you like to get what you want. but maybe, just maybe for once you can weigh out what it costs somebody else to make you happy.

lol nevermind. continue, i like to watch people run away from you.

crecentroll · 02-27-2011, 07:49 PM

Why are you so fuckin' cute?

02-13-2011, 11:29 PM	#371 (permalink)
skizzbot Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Ann Arbor, MI Posts: 582	I have a chick friend who flirts with me and sends me flirtacious texts when she's drunk. From years of hanging with her, I know she does this with everyone and there's no chance anything will ever happen between us, yet I still manage to get my hopes up when I drink and she's around. Fucking hell, I need to get laid.
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02-14-2011, 03:15 AM	#372 (permalink)
Jo_Culprit Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: St Lucia Posts: 462	To me: You've gotta stop getting distracted and going off track, losing far too much time with excuses and no action. Nothing you want is going to happen if you don't focus and put in everything you have. If you continue down this way you know whats going to eventuate, you'll be going crazy trying to get things done in time then becoming frustrated that you've become burn out so quickly. Stop sacrificing the worthwhile long term for the fucken hollow short term.
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02-14-2011, 05:03 PM	#374 (permalink)
marina Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: I live in Southern California. Posts: 3,055	Fuck Lady Antebellum. What a stupid fucking name for a group. Might as well be called "Slavery Hooray" Nothing will make me happier than that shitty named band receding into obscurity, but every year they get more popular. God I hate it.
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02-25-2011, 03:23 PM	#376 (permalink)
FletchLives Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Dallas, Tx Posts: 901	there was a big fuck up at my work. it is not my fault in any way. i might lose my job because of this.
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02-25-2011, 10:04 PM	#378 (permalink)
crecentroll Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Charlotte, NC Posts: 180	Why am I the only one that feels I'm worth more than I am paid. I am getting tired of having NO fucking support system in my life!!!
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02-27-2011, 12:47 PM	#379 (permalink)
katty123 Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Northern Illinois Posts: 13	dear bitch, i know you like to get what you want. but maybe, just maybe for once you can weigh out what it costs somebody else to make you happy. lol nevermind. continue, i like to watch people run away from you.
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02-27-2011, 07:49 PM	#380 (permalink)
crecentroll Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Charlotte, NC Posts: 180	Why are you so fuckin' cute?
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