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Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Ann Arbor, MI
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I have a chick friend who flirts with me and sends me flirtacious texts when she's drunk. From years of hanging with her, I know she does this with everyone and there's no chance anything will ever happen between us, yet I still manage to get my hopes up when I drink and she's around. Fucking hell, I need to get laid.
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Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: St Lucia
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To me:
You've gotta stop getting distracted and going off track, losing far too much time with excuses and no action. Nothing you want is going to happen if you don't focus and put in everything you have. If you continue down this way you know whats going to eventuate, you'll be going crazy trying to get things done in time then becoming frustrated that you've become burn out so quickly. Stop sacrificing the worthwhile long term for the fucken hollow short term. |
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: I live in Southern California.
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Fuck Lady Antebellum. What a stupid fucking name for a group. Might as well be called "Slavery Hooray" Nothing will make me happier than that shitty named band receding into obscurity, but every year they get more popular. God I hate it.
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Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Northern Illinois
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Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Northern Illinois
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dear bitch,
i know you like to get what you want. but maybe, just maybe for once you can weigh out what it costs somebody else to make you happy. lol nevermind. continue, i like to watch people run away from you. |
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