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Old 05-18-2010, 04:59 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Update: I'm going under the knife at 10:30AM tomorrow.

I'll have one fewer ribs by this time tomorrow.
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Old 05-18-2010, 05:10 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Update: I'm going under the knife at 10:30AM tomorrow.

I'll have one fewer ribs by this time tomorrow.
Ask if you can keep it.
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Old 05-18-2010, 05:18 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Update: I'm going under the knife at 10:30AM tomorrow.

I'll have one fewer ribs by this time tomorrow.
This is how the man is gonna get you. Next thing you know, you're gonna wake up and some chick will be there bothering you, tempting you with shit.

*Bible humour*
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Old 05-18-2010, 05:21 PM   #14 (permalink)
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This is how the man is gonna get you. Next thing you know, you're gonna wake up and some chick will be there bothering you, tempting you with shit.

*Bible humour*
Lolocaust!
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Old 05-18-2010, 05:35 PM   #15 (permalink)
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What shall I do with it?

Put it on display?
Grill it up and serve it with BBQ sauce?
Have it put back in after I die out of a sense of completeness?
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Old 05-18-2010, 06:11 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Sharpen it up and use it as a weapon.

Hang it on a wall.

Bronze it and make it a trophy reading " Me:1, Death 0"

Become a magician where taking a rib out of your body is you're signature trick.

Give to a dog.

Where it as a hat.

The possibilities are endless!
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Old 05-18-2010, 08:38 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Take it everywhere with you, like a weird cane, or teddy bear.

You can use that as a bargaining tool.

In all honesty, best of luck with the surgery.

Take pics if you get to keep it!

My ribs are driving me insane, maybe you can beat it for me?

The rib I mean.

Really.
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Old 05-18-2010, 10:29 PM   #18 (permalink)
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You know that you're just part of a government run, anti-vampire death squad right? That super clotting factor power you have is destined to be the game changer in mankind's battle against the dark forces. I'd have the rid sharpened so that you can use it as a stake.

Alternately, you could hollow it out and make it a flute. Jethro Tull hasn't had any real competition in a long time.
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Old 05-18-2010, 10:31 PM   #19 (permalink)
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What shall I do with it?

Put it on display?
Grill it up and serve it with BBQ sauce?
Have it put back in after I die out of a sense of completeness?

I'm being completely serious. Can I have it?
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Old 05-19-2010, 12:23 AM   #20 (permalink)
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Jamaicans everywhere are hollering

Wha' de Blood Claat wrong wit ya....

Ohh a Blood Clot, the irony....
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