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Old 02-06-2009, 05:30 AM   #101 (permalink)
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Another odd co-incidence... I accidentally masturbated to this.

eFukt.com - porn you wish you never saw - 1 Guy 1 Cup
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Old 02-06-2009, 05:35 AM   #102 (permalink)
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Another odd co-incidence... I accidentally masturbated to this.
I won't doubt you, but I can say that I accidently vomited to that video. Whatever floats your boat though...
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Old 02-06-2009, 05:41 AM   #103 (permalink)
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Another odd co-incidence... I accidentally masturbated to this.

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Very odd girl.
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Old 02-06-2009, 03:57 PM   #104 (permalink)
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Oh no,I love reading about masturbation generally.

I just totally didn't expect anyone to say they did it behind the wheel-like getting all up in there would be REALLY distracting on the road.

My brother's an EMT so I've been told of some horrific accidents caused by people doing stuff like that.
Then last week a guy backed his truck into 12 preschoolers nearby where I live,and killed two.
The sonabitch got off scotfree,but witnesses were saying his hands were off the wheel and he was distracted.
Where his hands were,I do not know.

I didn't say "fuck you" first,either.
Wow. Those are all really sad stories.

I think we'd still prefer you go ahead and STFU and GTFO.

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Old 02-06-2009, 06:53 PM   #105 (permalink)
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You never made a long, solo road-trip in your teens or 20's?

Wanking only sharpens the senses at a certain point......
I tried that once about 8 or 10 years ago, driving from Fort Hood, TX to Phoenix. Anyone who's done that will attest to just how fucking insanely large Texas is. By the time you get near El Paso, it's always dark and you can jerk relatively unnoticed. The downer is that when you're going 75 MPH and you've finished it's kind of tough to tuck your dick safely back so you either have to pull over or just drive with your cock out for a while. I'll surf through the radio stations until I find a DJ with a sexy voice and jerk to her.
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Old 02-06-2009, 06:58 PM   #106 (permalink)
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I won't doubt you, but I can say that I accidently vomited to that video. Whatever floats your boat though...
lol.. someone sent it to me on msn whilst i was wanking.. curiosity overcame me.. and it all ended up coincidental


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Very odd girl.
Sigh. I know.
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Old 02-06-2009, 07:02 PM   #107 (permalink)
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Actually no,FFC,YOU go fuck your stuck up self-oh you do a pretty good job of that already.

You expect to post something like that up and then be respected??? Reality check!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And you like medics but you have no respect for human life on the road when you are jerking your DICK while driving???
Let's see you get away with this shit here in my hood.
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Old 02-06-2009, 08:41 PM   #108 (permalink)
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You know how I know you're gay?
Lulz
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Old 02-06-2009, 08:46 PM   #109 (permalink)
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Old 02-07-2009, 03:46 AM   #110 (permalink)
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