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A concerning matter concerning HUAR members
Dear HUAR Grand Dragon Malley
This is Nick, the guy who extends the KATG fanbase to the far-east-to Yonago, Japan. Japan is the world's most fertile breeding ground for robot procreation. According to the 2000 Guinness Book of World Records (I couldn't get my hands on a recent edition) over half of the robots sold in the world in are in use in Japan. I'm sure Japan still maintains preponderance five years later. It's no wonder that the human-labor heavy American car manufacturers can't compete with the Japanese, who rely heavily upon robotic labor; labor that never complains, sues for sexual harassment or receives pension. According to a recent copy of the Japanese newspaper "The Daily Yomiuri," the Japanese city of Seikacho, near Kyoto, was granted "robot tokku" status by the Japanese government in July; endowing upon it status as a special deregulation zone (among others in this country) where robots can drive on the street and walk on the sidewalk. Already, human transporting robots are being tested on public roads, which so far have demonstrated a reliable ability to sense oncoming traffic and take evasive action. Apparently the Asians have given up hope of ever becoming good drivers themselves and have instead found it easier to invent robots that are. I imagine that the robots will control the car stereos as well...probably always choosing something like "Domo Arrigato Mr. Roboto." The Japanese newspaper also quoted Mr. Yoshiki Arakawa, a researcher at the National Institute of Information and Communications Technology in Seikacho, as saying: "We may be seen [sic] walking in this city accompanied by robots in the near future." Maybe the Japanese can also invent a robot to correct their typos. Will you consider promoting me to the position of HUAR Asian Bureau Chief? Also try to get 'The Girl' to stop cutting you off unless she has something to say that is actually more clever/important than what you are sayin.? Your stories are funnier and more interesting than Chemda's, and it's hard for you, as well as the listeners, to follow what you were trying to say through the relentless onslaught of her interspersed tangents. I don't care if that makes either of you mad, it's just my opinion. Sincerely, Nick Cohen-Meyer. |
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