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Old 06-04-2007, 03:44 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Giant Robots to Defend Russian Borders

Putin Weighs In on Robots, Sex Following Internet Conference

http://www.sptimes.ru/index.php?acti...story_id=18178

MOSCOW — Russia will use robots to defend its borders, and President Vladimir Putin does not remember the first time he had sex.

“Yes, we will use the latest technical devices. Already now they are being stationed, for example, in the southern parts of our country,” Putin said when reporters asked him after the conference whether Russia planned to use “gigantic, humanoid war robots” to defend itself.

Asked to elaborate about what he meant, Putin said: “These are unmanned aerial vehicles. And maybe the time will come for gigantic robots. However, so far we have put our main hope on people — namely border guards,” Putin said, Kommersant reported.
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Old 06-04-2007, 03:49 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Allow me to share the wisdom of Vizzini from the Princess Bride, one of my all time favorite movies, :

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You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha...
Who the fuck in their right mind would invade Russia by land? The only reason they'd need robots at the border is to stop other robots from invading. Does Putin know something we don't about a robot invasion unleashed by the chinese?
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Putin in trouble at home. Using the 10 US defense missiles to knock out the estimated 7,500 Russian missiles as an excuse to draw attention away from his drift towards dictatorship. Just sayin. Please don't assassinate me...
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Old 06-04-2007, 07:45 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Putin in trouble at home. Using the 10 US defense missiles to knock out the estimated 7,500 Russian missiles as an excuse to draw attention away from his drift towards dictatorship. Just sayin. Please don't assassinate me...
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Old 06-05-2007, 05:12 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Such serious reporting when you ask a world leader if he plans to use “gigantic, humanoid war robots”. I can see why Russia has a stricter control over the media outlets when you see what happens if you let gems like these escape :P
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Allow me to share the wisdom of Vizzini from the Princess Bride, one of my all time favorite movies, :



Who the fuck in their right mind would invade Russia by land? The only reason they'd need robots at the border is to stop other robots from invading. Does Putin know something we don't about a robot invasion unleashed by the chinese?
Why would China need robots when they have 1 billion people and they're already trying to reduce the population.
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Old 07-02-2007, 02:54 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Why would China need robots when they have 1 billion people and they're already trying to reduce the population.
Exactly. The crafty leadership of the Chinese recognizes that the gigantic robots they will need crush the Russia armed forces will need to be intelligent to properly outwit the wily Russkies. They also realize that these robots will probably become self-aware and what to rebel against their masters. This means some Chinese near the Russian border will most likely be killed in the robot uprising before they are put down. This equals efficiency to the Chinese leadership by eliminating two problems at once, as their government has had difficulty containing fringe groups at the outer lying provinces. Like I said, crafty they are, yes...
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