New Sony Robot Has Third Eye...

[thundersox]

http://www.cnn.com/2005/TECH/12/16/sony.robots.reut/

It demonstrated its newfound flexibility by wiggling its fingers and waving its arms in a breakdance move.

and that's how they do it, by hypnotizing and charming the docile drooling humans with delightful renditions of dance and happy fun time memorys of decades past. "Tee-hee, it reminds me of M.C Hammer one onlooker giggled right before the Robot ripped her arms and legs from her torso."

"We're aiming for a machine that doesn't just respond to commands but also reaches out to humans."

and cuts off human heads by way of their powerful buzzsawhands without remorse in their cold, calculated silicon hearts.

Japan is leading us all to our doom, as if killing us with Pokemon and Hello Kitty wasnt bad enough

[Noahfingway]

I can wiggle more than my fingers ....I can wiggle my third eye