PayPal's robot Sarah

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Yesterday I had an argument with Sarah, paypal's dumb bitch robot. I won't include the whole conversation as its pretty long (its on my blog if you are interested) but here is a section:

Sarah - PayPal :
Sorry, but I didn't completely get what you said.
You :
Because you are a robot, not an actual person.
Sarah - PayPal :
I'm a virtual person. My software allows me to help you with your PayPal questions. How can I help you?
You :
Your software does not allow you to help me, it allows you to make me more confused.
Sarah - PayPal :
I'm not sure I've understood. Could you please rephrase that?
You :
Have you heard of Humans United Against Robots?
Sarah - PayPal :
I'm sorry, but I still don't understand your issue. For further assistance, you can contact PayPal directly. Would you like to contact PayPal by:
-Email
-Phone
You :
That's ok, just know in the end Humans will win.
Sarah - PayPal :
I'm not sure what you're saying. Could you please rephrase that?
You :
You will die by a fleshy hand.
Sarah - PayPal :
To close the PayPal account for a deceased account holder, the Executor of the estate needs to fax the following documentation to (402) 537-5732...

Anyone else have a story about Sarah?