15: Salvia

Heather · 11-08-2008, 04:02 PM

I tried salvia last night for the first time. I'm not a drinker or smoker or anything so I was really nervous about trying it. I dove into another world like it was a pool. Water was pouring down my hands and I was trying to dry them with my sleeves. Then my arms turned into umbrellas and I was twirling them around my head like I was in a musical. I realized someone was there laughing at me, but you can't process who it is because you're in a separate universe. Afterwards I got a huge headache and went to bed.. haha. It's insane how fast you slip in and out of it, and don't realize what you're in isn't real.

Leixes · 11-09-2008, 06:09 AM

I can not stop seeing this video !

fucking amazing! great work! great work! great work!
thanks

Kilrouy fels · 11-10-2008, 11:51 PM

Keith's description was very close to what I felt.
Particularly the pushing and sounding weird, I recall standing outside and after I smoked it sounded to me like all my words were getting swept away down the street by that pushing force. Also, geeking out like that because you realize how ridiculous you sound when explaining the feeling, happened everytime.

Badger · 11-13-2008, 07:44 AM

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icouldnotpic · 11-13-2008, 04:20 PM

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knifeinthetoaster · 11-14-2008, 07:38 AM

I smoked salvia last night with some friends. The first two hits didn't really take and felt more like pot than anything else. The third time, however, I was bowled over. I tried to stand up, but soon found that it wouldn't work and collapsed into a chair. The chair felt as though it was sucking me in a little and my vision melted for a while. I laughed uncontrollably while all this was happening, as it seemed so unbelievable. My vision began to clear after a few minutes and I came back to reality.

At the arc of the high I couldn't really communicate with my friends, but that was more because the world had been melted down totally. If you have no frame of reference for what is happening to you, it's hard to articulate it.

All in all, a clean and enjoyable high. I would do it again, but I've found it does kinda take the good out of you, so I'll have to hold off or just enjoy watching other friends have their faces melted.

GP.

frankface · 11-14-2008, 07:56 PM

<----- is in bronx, nyc and wants to smoke some salvia ASAP!

HUAR JAPAN · 11-14-2008, 11:17 PM

Why do so many people on drugs always imagine they are in the Super Mario Bros game?

Rufio · 11-17-2008, 10:20 AM

did mike the intern put up the video of himself doing the 20x salvia he got?

andyoureuglytoo · 11-17-2008, 11:27 AM

I tried Salvia for the first (then second, then third, then fourth) time this week. It's Awesome!

I used to smoke pot. I'm thinking about switching. The high is much shorter. I am able to have fun and then enjoy the crystal clarity that comes afterwards and get a lot of work done. (Especially since I don't seem to get a second high if I try to smoke it up to couple hours afterwards.)

The first night I did it, waves of colors were pushing me down to the floor. Then I thought I was driving a school bus made out of balloons.

The second night, I thought there was circus happening in my apartment. I thought my friend's face was made out of dough. I also thought my arms were filled with helium and were trying to float away.

The third night I did it, I thought two spanish women were yelling at me for messing up their cutting of the color yellow.

The fourth night I did it, I was surrounded by a swarm of bats. (I was listening to a batman podcast.) I wasn't afraid, I just thought it was funny. (Even though I could see and feel them, I knew that they weren't real.)

This all came from trying the 40x salvia.

And the entire time I was laughing. 15-20 minutes straight of pure laughter. It was great.

(Except it only seemed like 5 minutes went by.)

11-08-2008, 04:02 PM	#41 (permalink)
Heather Junior Member Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 1	I tried salvia last night for the first time. I'm not a drinker or smoker or anything so I was really nervous about trying it. I dove into another world like it was a pool. Water was pouring down my hands and I was trying to dry them with my sleeves. Then my arms turned into umbrellas and I was twirling them around my head like I was in a musical. I realized someone was there laughing at me, but you can't process who it is because you're in a separate universe. Afterwards I got a huge headache and went to bed.. haha. It's insane how fast you slip in and out of it, and don't realize what you're in isn't real.
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Leixes Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Portugal Posts: 154	I can not stop seeing this video ! fucking amazing! great work! great work! great work! thanks
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11-10-2008, 11:51 PM	#43 (permalink)
Kilrouy fels Member Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 48	Keith's description was very close to what I felt. Particularly the pushing and sounding weird, I recall standing outside and after I smoked it sounded to me like all my words were getting swept away down the street by that pushing force. Also, geeking out like that because you realize how ridiculous you sound when explaining the feeling, happened everytime.
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11-13-2008, 07:44 AM	#44 (permalink)
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icouldnotpic Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: brampton, Canada Posts: 57	(Ad posted on Gumtree - Is this the first Mario anal fetishist? // GAMER - The UK's Leading Videogames Resource ) http://www.ukresistance.co.uk/pics5/...-fantasy-1.jpg [/QUOTE] this is the best way if your ugly come in undress dont look at me because i know you will leave then i fuck you and u will not ever see me and if the girl just stood there in the first level she gets fingered and eaten
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11-14-2008, 07:38 AM	#46 (permalink)
knifeinthetoaster Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Newfoundland, Canada Posts: 107	I smoked salvia last night with some friends. The first two hits didn't really take and felt more like pot than anything else. The third time, however, I was bowled over. I tried to stand up, but soon found that it wouldn't work and collapsed into a chair. The chair felt as though it was sucking me in a little and my vision melted for a while. I laughed uncontrollably while all this was happening, as it seemed so unbelievable. My vision began to clear after a few minutes and I came back to reality. At the arc of the high I couldn't really communicate with my friends, but that was more because the world had been melted down totally. If you have no frame of reference for what is happening to you, it's hard to articulate it. All in all, a clean and enjoyable high. I would do it again, but I've found it does kinda take the good out of you, so I'll have to hold off or just enjoy watching other friends have their faces melted. GP.
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11-14-2008, 07:56 PM	#47 (permalink)
frankface Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Bronx, New York Posts: 23	Salvia <----- is in bronx, nyc and wants to smoke some salvia ASAP!
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11-14-2008, 11:17 PM	#48 (permalink)
HUAR JAPAN Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 6	Super Mario Bros. Why do so many people on drugs always imagine they are in the Super Mario Bros game?
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11-17-2008, 10:20 AM	#49 (permalink)
Rufio Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 991	did mike the intern put up the video of himself doing the 20x salvia he got?
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11-17-2008, 11:27 AM	#50 (permalink)
andyoureuglytoo Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Akron, Ohio Posts: 191	I tried Salvia for the first (then second, then third, then fourth) time this week. It's Awesome! I used to smoke pot. I'm thinking about switching. The high is much shorter. I am able to have fun and then enjoy the crystal clarity that comes afterwards and get a lot of work done. (Especially since I don't seem to get a second high if I try to smoke it up to couple hours afterwards.) The first night I did it, waves of colors were pushing me down to the floor. Then I thought I was driving a school bus made out of balloons. The second night, I thought there was circus happening in my apartment. I thought my friend's face was made out of dough. I also thought my arms were filled with helium and were trying to float away. The third night I did it, I thought two spanish women were yelling at me for messing up their cutting of the color yellow. The fourth night I did it, I was surrounded by a swarm of bats. (I was listening to a batman podcast.) I wasn't afraid, I just thought it was funny. (Even though I could see and feel them, I knew that they weren't real.) This all came from trying the 40x salvia. And the entire time I was laughing. 15-20 minutes straight of pure laughter. It was great. (Except it only seemed like 5 minutes went by.)
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