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Old 08-04-2013, 04:38 PM   #21 (permalink)
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if you're the kind to whisk off on a wing and a prayer, GTFO of fort wayne while you're still sexually viable.

other places to avoid:

Panama City Beach
Southside Atlanta
Mississippi
I'm trying to, but my ex-fiance-cunt decided to bounce back while taking the only car we had and leave me stranded here, so i had to buy a shit car and all the residual shit before I can make my way somewhere.
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Old 08-04-2013, 07:54 PM   #22 (permalink)
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who ended it with who?
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Old 08-04-2013, 07:59 PM   #23 (permalink)
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who ended it with who?
she did, cuz she hated being away from her family and friends and such
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Old 08-06-2013, 12:29 AM   #24 (permalink)
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she did, cuz she hated being away from her family and friends and such
Or she just hated you, and loathed every second she spent in your presence. The very sight of you made her want to weep and claw out her eyes. She fled to preserve the tenuous grasp she had on what remained of her sanity, and laughed like a banshee as she drove off into that dark midwestern night...



Just sayin', it's an option.

No offense.
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Old 08-06-2013, 08:25 AM   #25 (permalink)
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Or she just hated you, and loathed every second she spent in your presence. The very sight of you made her want to weep and claw out her eyes. She fled to preserve the tenuous grasp she had on what remained of her sanity, and laughed like a banshee as she drove off into that dark midwestern night...



Just sayin', it's an option.

No offense.
nahhh more like money grabbing smut that was told to get a job
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Old 08-10-2013, 03:23 AM   #26 (permalink)
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nahhh more like money grabbing smut that was told to get a job
but the pain lingers on...



sdzorova, or however you bastards say it
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Old 08-12-2013, 12:24 PM   #27 (permalink)
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but the pain lingers on...



sdzorova, or however you bastards say it
lol Na Zdarov'e is the Russian cheers
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Old 08-19-2013, 04:20 PM   #28 (permalink)
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<T-Wolf> man, my girlfriend left me for some fag named phil
<djquad> you don't live in fort wayne do you?
<T-Wolf> yeah, why ?
<djquad> lol, just curious. was her name sarah?
<T-Wolf> you mother fucker
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