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Old 05-21-2014, 11:00 AM   #1 (permalink)
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15: The Knowledge

What’s your issue? Weight? Sex? Drugs? Dating? I’M ASKING YOU A QUESTION! Welcome to the very open (BUT SHE’S NOT A WHORE!) Kelly Fastuca.

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Old 05-21-2014, 08:34 PM   #2 (permalink)
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oh, kelly, my undying love.

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MNIK.

Best Spinoff Evar. Without fucking question.

What a great fucking ep (not quite done yet). Kelly is a little okker angel. Kelly - next time you're back in Oz, gimme a yell and I'll flick ya a root bby. Love your work, you hilarious bitch

She does have a strange power, though.
Part way though listening, I realised that I'd taken out my dick!!! It's like she's a trouser-snake charmer. Those guys she was making out with didn't stand a chance!!

You know it's a fucking awesome ep, when it's 2 hours long and near the end you get sad because the time's flown by.

Movies should be capped at 90 mins. MNIK should be a minimum of 240 mins.
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MNIK.
Best Spinoff Evar. Without fucking question.
you'll need to back that up, scummo.

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What an excellent episode. Kelly is beautiful and hilarious and that accent gets better the more I listen to it. Dead on that she absolutely should not lose weight at all. The pulling out the dick thing is very mysterious. I did it once when I met a girl at a bar and she came home with me. She was on her period apparently but was still rubbing through my pants so pulling it out was like the Hail Mary. I think it actually took less then a second or two between pulling it out and her going down for it. This is not a regular practice of mine but it technically has worked 100% of the time I've tried. Lol I really can't see this working most of the time but apparently it puts some pressure on them. Still best spinoff ever. Obviously.
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you'll need to back that up, scummo.

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I had an irrational level of joy when I saw MNIK in the feed, and it got even better when I saw Kelly was on. Great show. I didn't know a lot about her and this was a great episode (no surprise, since MNIK is the best show ever did).

But the topper was when she busted out the Zit Remedy --- proving how worldly she is on top of the smarts and beauty. Loved it!
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Kelly is dope (that's Black for I like her). Never can get enough of this woman. To back up what was said earlier, fuck losing weight. Nope. I've seen the skinnier pictures and the recent ones and I'll take modern day Kelly over slim Kelly. Honestly from the older pic I didn't even find her attractive. And before you racist fucks make this about me Black and liking big butts and not being able to lie about it allow me to say 1. That is true & 2. The other woman whom I find extremely attractive from the KATG world is Amy Ledderman who is in no way thick, curvy, phat up or any other cool word the kids are using these days. Some people just carry weight different than others and for them their optimal look is a heavier one. I for one lost a bunch of weight years ago and looking back I hate how I looked. I got a big fucking head and I looked like a lollipop at 190. I was all the way up to 330 before I lost that weight and I am around 270 now; my best weight is around 240-250 for what I see as my optimal look. I just wasn't born to be skinny and maybe neither is Kelly. And no I'm not one of these people who think "big is beautiful" on some I really hate myself but since I'm not going to do anything about changing it I'll just pretend to love all this blubber shit, I've just been on both sides of the scale and know which way I felt like I looked best. I work out regularly and TRY to watch what I eat but I could do better. I consciously clean up my eating to drop weight when I know it's getting a little out of hand to temper just being fat and sloppy and I can shop out of the KATG store and most retail stores for clothing and as long as I stay in that range I'm ok with myself. Bottom line after making that all about me is I'd definitely bone Kelly not because I HAD to but because I'd want to.
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Kelly Fastuca is great. More from her, please!
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Old 05-24-2014, 03:31 PM   #10 (permalink)
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I masturbated three times during this episode, which was awkward for the neighbors because I was mowing my lawn while listening.
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