132: Captain Barnes Would Like To See You

Lanfear · 07-17-2015, 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Eric M

Well now you're just being weird.

Well he just asked you for towel pics, it's not like he demanded dick pics (we'd gladly take them though if you feel up to the challenge)

FingerLakes · 07-17-2015, 03:36 PM

Looking forward to Keith describing how shitty Ant Man is next week.

Eric M · 07-17-2015, 05:01 PM

jerked on just moments ago.

Keith · 07-17-2015, 08:55 PM

We were testing you. You're fucking disgusting.

Eric M · 07-17-2015, 09:04 PM

You wouldn't even know looking at it.

Keith · 07-17-2015, 10:40 PM

You're so fucking sick.

Eric M · 07-18-2015, 07:55 AM

so judgy

Enunciated Piffle · 07-19-2015, 08:43 AM

How much febreeze does a jizz-towel garden require? I'm guessing you gotta spray down that stink pile on the regular. You might be noseblind to that horrible odor, but whoever you're bringing into your bedroom is not.

I've never tried thee ol' on-back / towel-out / landing strip method. Sounds like freedom. Gross, smelly, disgusting freedom

I guess my jerks are too dainty. It's all toilet paper and a quick flush before the shame and/or odor sets in.

Enunciated Piffle · 07-19-2015, 06:39 PM

Hey I just got a Katg app message saying a live TTSWD is happening

Anyone know what time?

Keith · 07-19-2015, 07:30 PM

No you didn't, but we appreciate your passion.

07-17-2015, 03:36 PM	#12 (permalink)
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Eric M Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: Ft. Lauderdale, FL Posts: 448	jerked on just moments ago.
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Keith PARTY! SUPER PARTY! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 13,543	We were testing you. You're fucking disgusting. Bucho, Sparrow and bw81 like this.
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Eric M Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: Ft. Lauderdale, FL Posts: 448	You wouldn't even know looking at it. Bucho and Scumhook like this.
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07-18-2015, 07:55 AM	#17 (permalink)
Eric M Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: Ft. Lauderdale, FL Posts: 448	so judgy Bucho likes this.
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07-19-2015, 08:43 AM	#18 (permalink)
Enunciated Piffle Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Montana Posts: 4,080	How much febreeze does a jizz-towel garden require? I'm guessing you gotta spray down that stink pile on the regular. You might be noseblind to that horrible odor, but whoever you're bringing into your bedroom is not. I've never tried thee ol' on-back / towel-out / landing strip method. Sounds like freedom. Gross, smelly, disgusting freedom I guess my jerks are too dainty. It's all toilet paper and a quick flush before the shame and/or odor sets in.
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07-19-2015, 06:39 PM	#19 (permalink)
Enunciated Piffle Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Montana Posts: 4,080	Hey I just got a Katg app message saying a live TTSWD is happening Anyone know what time?
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07-19-2015, 07:30 PM	#20 (permalink)
Keith PARTY! SUPER PARTY! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 13,543	No you didn't, but we appreciate your passion.
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