92: The Fight

[Mandias]

This is one of the rare times that I agreed with Keith 100%.

While I am more than willing to drink cheap PBR swill to save money at a bar when the only purpose is to get stupid, I would be grossed out if someone brought PBR to my house for me to drink. And I would feel uncomfortable about not drinking it, if the intention was to drink beer together. So, in effect, it's a PBR rape.

[Keith]

Of course you agree. You made something of your life.

Then we get made fun of for being the only people trying to be polite? My gravy, I've never seen such a thing.

[Eric M]

At the risk of sounding like a crazy person, if politeness was your ONLY goal, wouldn't you just drink the shitty beer?

[Keith]

Of course, but it's not my only goal. Me being happy is an important goal too.

[NilFC]

Originally Posted by Keith

So I looked at Ray's previously recorded podcasts and the artist and composer were tagged "Justin Fox." This Justin tagged them with his name and his name only so that's what would come up on people's phones, for example. Ray never knew it. It was a very odd and shady thing. (Meanwhile, about 10 shows in, the guy quits the show.)

Thank you. I thought I would never find out what happened.

Come on Danny, let your guests talk.

[Eric M]

Fair enough. At this point I'm just poking the beer. I mean bear.

[NilFC]

I actually have had the beer thing happen a few times. Most recent was a case of really bad stuff that I would never touch... can't remember what it was.

Anyway, it always just seemed easy to take the case from my buddy, say thanks, and say "I have cold ones in the fridge. You wanna put these in too?" We grunt a little and do whatever it is that we want to do like watch TV. Then somehow they just don't get put in the fridge because he's probably lazy and I'm not interested.

So we drink the good stuff and eventually I throw out the crap. Or re-gift it to someone I don't like.

That's how I use male non-communication to my advantage.

[flerchin]

I feel like Keith's argument falls apart when it's revealed in the main show that the alternative beer was budweiser platinum. That shit was engineered for maximum drunkenness, taste be damned.

[Keith]

Bud Ice is my main, and Platinum is pretty great. Talking taste wise.

That's a stupid thing to say. I'm not drinking malt beer.

Fuck you.

[Jessica332]

Great show! So funny. WARNINING: don't listen to this episode in public because you will get weird stares because you can't stop laughing.