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69: My Buddy
Sharing a bathroom, MDMA, possible date rape, and Elvis Jr. The Brolo most certainly loves YOU most.
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This episode was titled My Buddy but could have just as easily been Hydration, Hydration, Hydration! It's important to drink water when taking recreational drugs. Mandatory to check water pressure in rentals. Also, wise to sip a lil agua betwixt cervesas.
Fuck me! That last one I'm just starting to learn at 34! I don't know if it's having Irish drunkard in my DNA, but I usually just drink until I blackout. Now. Am I fool for doing so?? Absolutely. However, I feel like it's sad we don't teach young Americans, (in the country of America) how to drink properly. Seems like other countries have less problems associated with this. Now. Allow me to explain the VIP. I was recently verbally trashed on an ep of KATG. There was a highly politicized debate and although I felt like I made good points; none were mentioned. It kinda sucked. However. I learned a valuable lesson. Never try and debate a sleeveless dictator! They have a podcast and aren't afraid to use it ![]() So basically I'm done being a little bitch about this. I also apologize for sounding ungrateful to you for the Free VIP. I was so pissed off; I didn't think about how rude giving it to Scat would be. Although, I did write a pretty kickass 20 question KATG Quiz that he successfully answered, to obtain said VIP. Hell. Perhaps he shall become another fan of the always rockin' never stoppin' Brother Love OOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWRRR!! |
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I already forgave you.
I have a show that takes calls, emails, feedback, private messages, and more. How dare you insinuate that I made anything one-sided ever. Peace and love peace and love, you overly-dramatic bastard. Welcome back. |
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Hey Brolo, from one S(mooth)-cat to another, thank you very much for gifting J Canines VIP so that it could then be gifted to me. I've been enjoying your show.
I thought your rant on your buddy was pretty funny. "He's a loud talker, but I'm not being judgmental! He's overweight, but I'm not being judgmental! He doesn't have a job, but I'm not being judgmental!" I did MDMA for the first time a couple months ago and it was an incredible experience. I pretty much had to drink liquids non-stop, because it's true that you get very dehydrated. I have also heard you should only do it about once a season to avoid any long term negative side effects, so I'm keeping that in mind for the future. By the way I have a friend who's a loud talker, and he's a great guy but I can't be around him too long because he gives me a headache. I've tried telling him to lower his voice before but I just feel like an asshole and I doubt he can change at this point in his life. |
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About peeing:
If women can wait a little (and please, his wait can't be *that* long), then he can too. Peeing in a bottle more than a couple of times in the same house is just laziness and impatience. And I don't want anyone except my boyfriend or close/immediate family members using the toilet when I'm taking a shower. Especially if it affects the temperature of the water and then the other person can't flush it and you're left to deal with that nastiness. |
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I keep a Gatorade bottle in my closet for this specific purpose. If my daughters in bathroom and it's morning and I'm drinking green tea or coffee, (which I always am) that bottle is a necessity. Embrace the piss jug. It could save a life. PISS JUUUHHHHG! |
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