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Old 11-26-2013, 12:00 PM   #1 (permalink)
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18: That was really nice of you, Andrea!

Lauren and co-host Chemda count up to their bottom 10 dating flops. Ever.
With guest, Andrea Allan.

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Old 11-26-2013, 04:20 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Holy shit this fucking episode!!!

We all told stories never-before-heard on KATG!!!

It was a crazy/awesome time!
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Awesome episode. Brought back some memories for me. Also, I have to say-you get an out if you end up puking. I'd like to say that the majority of guys would be ok with you stopping; that was beyond nice. I gagged and would not have been able to finish the job so good on you A++++

I've shared this story before but this was humiliating for me and definitely bad for the poor guy. I was 15 and a wreck emotionally, pretty bad self esteem and just a nervous wreck. We were walking around outside, we had been on a couple of dates so he was ready to try and kiss me. I saw it coming and started talking nervously when he moved in. I have never experienced a sensation like this since then-it felt like a slimy slug had thrust itself into my mouth and was trying to tackle my tonsils. I do not have any recollection of what I tried to do, but it certainly wasn't to make him go "OW! you bit me!" I burst into tears and ran into the woods yelling about how I'd have to be a nun and the poor guy had to grab his bleeding lip and coax me out of the woods. I did not kiss anyone again until I was 18 and I was so afraid of fucking up again that I did not make any motions and burst into tears when the guy asked me what was wrong. Luckily I have worked through the majority of my issues, on good medication.

My husband has several bad date stories he can share if he feels like it, I just wanted to mention that the first time I went to go down on him, he had this look of terror that was very peculiar to me. A few minutes later he was drooling on my head...he later told me that he had had very, very bad experiences with girls trying to give him head-woodchipper was the main thing he had experienced before me.

Another bad date was in college freshman year-met this guy at a Halloween dance who took me to a goth club the following day dressed as an old time wrestler. He tried to dance with me by banging his bony hips against me which threw me into the other annoyed dancers. I ended up getting a headache and wanted to leave, he wanted to stay so I ended up walking the mile home in Indiana October weather.
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new favorite spin-off show

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Wow, Andrea. That was really nice of you.
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Lauren's literal facepalm is the best.
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This episode was gold.
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YEAHHHHH Thanks for listening! Tell the Facebooks if you feel so inclined...

I'm braggin' about this post, that's for sure.
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Thanks for listening guys! This was a good one. Gotta' have her on again...now who should the next guest be? Tryin' to think of some new blood...
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Thanks for listening guys! This was a good one. Gotta' have her on again...now who should the next guest be? Tryin' to think of some new blood...
Try Miss K Heller. It's scientifically proven she makes everything better. Same with Matteo Lane.
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