22: Keith Solves Everything

[Keith]

Originally Posted by flerchin

The women that annoyed you in the bar, wearing a jersey, but didn't even notice when she scored. The behavior that annoyed you had nothing to do with being a woman. If a man, behaving the same way, wouldn't have annoyed you as much, then what does that say?

If a unicorn was behaving the same way...

It was women behaving this way. Not men.

If?

[flerchin]

Here's why it's misogynist, and why that cartoon applies. It was not women, it was one woman.

[Keith]

I'm telling you it's multiple women! In fact, it's the majority of women I see in sports bars!

Are you just trying to get me riled up, or are you this thick?

Why would I have gone on so much about one single woman, ya yambag?

[flerchin]

Partly because going on about things is kinda your job. A job at which you are very good.

I've tried to keep this specific and avoid metaphors, but try this on for size: Back when I was a pizza guy, I was robbed multiple times by black men. It's racist to say "black men are criminals, unlike my people" and it's misogynist to say "Women aren't into football like guys are"

[Keith]

You're out to lunch.

[Enunciated Piffle]

Originally Posted by flerchin

Requirements to date Myka:
Must be at least a 5 in looks.

First the tips on misogyny and then this winning compliment...
Nice one, Flerchin

[BrianAlt]

I would comment, but...nah...just not worth it.

[Bucho]

Originally Posted by Enunciated Piffle

THat's weak. Either say something or not.

Or delete it after you say it, right Piff Daddy?

Lol jk, you know I love you Piff Daddy.

[Enunciated Piffle]

Originally Posted by Bucho

Or delete it after you say it, right Piff Daddy?

Absolutely!

Look. The process is this. You write the meanest shit possible on this forum. THEN you sober up. Then you feel guilty. THEN you delete post. Follow all this with the realization you might be a certified asshole. In my case: repeat process

Why I haven't won a Katguh for most posts deleted... I'll never know.

[Keith]

Your posts were never that bad. In fact, often they were complimentary. Yet you still deleted them.

You're just a mess.