43: Getting Fired Up

[J. Canines]

Originally Posted by dannyhatch

My theory is that you break out the J. Canines account when you want to say the legitimately mentally challenged and unstable shit that doesn't really gel with Enunciated Piffle's only kind-of retarded brand.

This makes no sense what so ever.

It's also not very funny.

What's your point, Danny?

[J. Canines]

Originally Posted by dannyhatch

My theory is that you break out the J. Canines account when you want to say the legitimately mentally challenged and unstable shit.

May I please speak to Mean Danny?

You know. The one that understands that sometimes being a mean shithead can be funny?

[J. Canines]

Originally Posted by dannyhatch

My theory is...

My theory is that you are completely unaware of the 'White Knight' concept.
You should investigate it a bit. Might help you.

Another reference might be Amy Schumer's brilliantly done Inside Amy Schumer. There is a sketch called M'Lady. I'm pretty sure I saw your doppleganger on there.

If any of this offends you; simply dismiss it as me being crazy and stupid. Again.

[dannyhatch]

No, you gross baby, there's a difference between this white knight thing (which is in and of itself creepy and patriarchal bullshit) and someone calling you out for losing your shit about the way somebody's name is spelled. You're confusing humor with being a shitty person, and you're just not very funny.

[J. Canines]

Originally Posted by dannyhatch

You're confusing humor with being a shitty person, and you're just not very funny.

Let's recap.

Comedy is subjective, but my shitty personality is not?

[dannyhatch]

Comedy's not really that subjective either, and it's pretty well acknowledged that you are The Worst.

[J. Canines]

Can I at least bitch about the first half of this ep's sound being less-then-stellar due to Katie's inability to speak into the mic? I realize you guys just make the content and don't listen to it, but it is really aggravating when you have headphones and the sound goes in and out.

It's like trying to watch that really funny youtube clip and it keeps lagging.

Look, I'm a white male in America and I should not have to deal with these outrageous problems.