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Old 07-20-2019, 11:01 PM   #1 (permalink)
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45: Katharine Heller's First Time

Whether itís starring in commercials, acting in voiceover work, entertaining an audience through improv, written sketches, or songs, Katharine Heller is as well-rounded an artist as they come. But sheís on this show now, so you know youíre about to hear about her insane beginnings. This time The Beginnings include an artistically jealous and competitive father and, unrelated, unknowingly eating male ejaculation on stage. Enjoy. Not the ejaculation. I mean this episode.
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Holy fuck. This is the absolute best episode. Accidentally got snowballed?!!
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Itís really hard to top the insanity that is - Keithís dad. But then Katherine Heller appears and presents option B - her father. I mean, this guy really hates kids. He hated them so much, he had more just so he could say so - in front of the other kids! (I loved that part)

People need to hear this ep. Then there needs to be a poll. Whose father is worse - Keithís or Katherineís?
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Iíve heard some terrible childhood stories and have a few of my own but damn. Katharineís dad sounds like heís Keithís long lost uncle. The good thing is out of those monsters came some really cool, funny and nice people.
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I've listened to Katharine for years and was still blown away by some of these stories. Amazing episode, she's in my top 5 KATG guests for sure. And everyone go listen to her show The Struggle Bus too!
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Katherine was so dang good in the KATG standup contest I had completely forgotten she's not even a comic.
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Katharine is the greatest.

That is all.
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Kathrine is amazing, it was such a pleasure to get to say Hi to her during the KATG tour.
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Katharineís dad sounds like heís Keithís long lost uncle.
It was great hearing Keith read your joke on KATG. Very funny.

Good work
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT ABOUT THE THEATER STORY. THAT GUY IS SO SICK.

After puking from that story, overall I enjoyed this episode. I always love hearing Katherine.


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