1006: Salty Biscuit

sully_04 · 07-22-2009, 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by punk'n

Until hearing Ray's story, I really thought all those gay frat-hazing stories were urban myth. I mean who the fuck would want a bunch of stranger's approval so bad that they would strip naked in front of them and do strange things involving food and ass and/or cum?!

Note to all frat boys- srsly- get a life, it's not worth it, sorry Ray.

In the early 90's SportsIllustrated did an expose article about the number of frat dude that are closeted queens and/or end up coming out of the closet after graduation or later in life. It was something astronomical like 60% we either gay when they went in or when they came out of the frat/college. Its kind of like what the catholic priest hood use to be for the deviant (i.e. faggots and kid touchers) in the 50's and 60's, a place to try and hide your shame.

Keep this in mind when you see these freaks, it explains a lot.

Blitzgal · 07-22-2009, 03:10 PM

I always chalked the frat boy stuff up to guys being seriously obsessed with their junk. Any time I hear a group of guys talking they always seem to be joking about their dicks or humping (raping) each other. And it's not always the same guys, otherwise I'd just assume that those particular dudes were closeted.

I remember several weeks ago when Keith asked Chemda if she used to doodle vaginas all over her papers during high school, because guys doodle cocks all over everything. She was like, "Uh, NO!" It just made me laugh because it reinforced this obsession I see with guys and their cocks.

shawnp · 07-22-2009, 04:10 PM

Chris Brown: What I did in February was inexcusable and unforgivable. I can only ask and pray that you forgive me.

... I hope this speech didn't cost a lot to get written.

WilliamWright · 07-22-2009, 04:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Blitzgal

I remember several weeks ago when Keith asked Chemda if she used to doodle vaginas all over her papers during high school, because guys doodle cocks all over everything. She was like, "Uh, NO!" It just made me laugh because it reinforced this obsession I see with guys and their cocks.

But they're so fun to doodle

fubaya · 07-22-2009, 07:38 PM

The guy that cums first is gayer. The guy who cums last is just being forced to do something gay, but to cum first, you gotta be enjoying it.

The guy that cums last might even be the least gay because he has a hard time finishing in a room of naked guys fapping away.

bithead · 07-22-2009, 08:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Sajizzle

Sorry Ray, I was at work! Actually having shit to do is making it a lot more difficult for me to bust Keith's balls in real-time. Mimi enjoyed your story about BroLo angrily hitting on her, as Myq Kaplan put it. Maybe someday I'll tell y'all the story of Keith hitting on her!

Call in to the next show!

DarkKnightJared · 07-22-2009, 09:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Astigos

I'm not voting because in that situation it's a lose-lose-lose. You lose if you cum first. You lose if you cum last. And we all lose for having to think about it.

I'm surprised that I have to say it--but the Intern's right!

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Originally Posted by lizsquiz

Bested only by the apple-sauce-ass-fucking in my opinion.

...I'm going to regret asking, but I must know.

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Originally Posted by punk'n

Until hearing Ray's story, I really thought all those gay frat-hazing stories were urban myth. I mean who the fuck would want a bunch of stranger's approval so bad that they would strip naked in front of them and do strange things involving food and ass and/or cum?!

I don't think it's exclusively a girl thing--I wouldn't want to shove a pickle in my ass in front of people I don't know.

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Originally Posted by Junkenstein

No giggly girls in uniform with sexy stockings?
No stern nuns that "taught you a lesson?"
No hunky gardners or pizza delivery boys?

Reality is so sad. One day we will have all to go the japanese way and have sexy schooolgirls only in videos.

Yet, in Italy, the catholic schoolboy stuff still goes strong. Go Catholics!

Yeah, I think Richard Jeni said it best among these lines--life would be a lot better if it was like a porno every once in a while.

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Originally Posted by shawnp

Chris Brown: What I did in February was inexcusable and unforgivable. I can only ask and pray that you forgive me.

... I hope this speech didn't cost a lot to get written.

Maybe he share's a speech-writer with Sarah Palin?

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Originally Posted by fubaya

The guy that cums first is gayer. The guy who cums last is just being forced to do something gay, but to cum first, you gotta be enjoying it.

The guy that cums last might even be the least gay because he has a hard time finishing in a room of naked guys fapping away.

I dunno--what if the guy has a good imagination? I imagine if I was around a group of guys working it, I could probably drown out every one else and work on my own fantasy in my head.

raym · 07-22-2009, 11:48 PM

As weird as it was the olive races were a fun night til eating the olive came into the situation, then I'll admit I was ready to walk. At no point though was it anything sexual, sorry Punk'n? It really was just a guy thing and their were no erections, at least none that I was aware of, no salty biscuits. I've never been a guy that was into the scene of going out and hitting on girls, probably why I got into comedy. I like to think that I've never taken myself to serious. However the idea of the olive race I'm assuming was a way of making an 18-19 not take themselves so serious, so probably why it didn't bother me.

Also night of Olive races, you don't wake up knowing that's going to happen, I was a pledge and it's a surprise. That's when these type of games happen, it's to embarrass you. Trust me nobody doing the olive race wanted to do it, it's just to make us feel lower then the people already in the frat, the whole paying your dues ploy.

Granted I'm sure there are other things to do other then put an olive in your ass to have fun, but whatever, I went to BGSU it was in a cornfield. Olive race less gay then an ear of corn race

Sajizzle look forward to hearing your story, and Cat look forward to seeing you

Grapist · 07-23-2009, 09:42 AM

Methinks Ray protests too much.

Junkenstein · 07-23-2009, 10:21 AM

That avatar (and the olive story) are priceless. Ray is a king.

View Poll Results: Salty Biscuit: Who is more gay?
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The guy that has to eat the cum cookie.	62	36.47%
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07-22-2009, 03:10 PM	#22 (permalink)
Blitzgal Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Madison, WI Posts: 3,294	I always chalked the frat boy stuff up to guys being seriously obsessed with their junk. Any time I hear a group of guys talking they always seem to be joking about their dicks or humping (raping) each other. And it's not always the same guys, otherwise I'd just assume that those particular dudes were closeted. I remember several weeks ago when Keith asked Chemda if she used to doodle vaginas all over her papers during high school, because guys doodle cocks all over everything. She was like, "Uh, NO!" It just made me laugh because it reinforced this obsession I see with guys and their cocks. __________________ "'Wah! I'm not good enough, so I blame YOU!' - by the way, that's a baby accent." - Chemda
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07-22-2009, 04:10 PM	#23 (permalink)
shawnp Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Ottawa Posts: 3	Chris Brown: What I did in February was inexcusable and unforgivable. I can only ask and pray that you forgive me. ... I hope this speech didn't cost a lot to get written.
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07-22-2009, 07:38 PM	#25 (permalink)
fubaya Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Knoxville Tn Posts: 87	The guy that cums first is gayer. The guy who cums last is just being forced to do something gay, but to cum first, you gotta be enjoying it. The guy that cums last might even be the least gay because he has a hard time finishing in a room of naked guys fapping away.
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07-22-2009, 11:48 PM	#28 (permalink)
raym Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: NYC Posts: 48	As weird as it was the olive races were a fun night til eating the olive came into the situation, then I'll admit I was ready to walk. At no point though was it anything sexual, sorry Punk'n? It really was just a guy thing and their were no erections, at least none that I was aware of, no salty biscuits. I've never been a guy that was into the scene of going out and hitting on girls, probably why I got into comedy. I like to think that I've never taken myself to serious. However the idea of the olive race I'm assuming was a way of making an 18-19 not take themselves so serious, so probably why it didn't bother me. Also night of Olive races, you don't wake up knowing that's going to happen, I was a pledge and it's a surprise. That's when these type of games happen, it's to embarrass you. Trust me nobody doing the olive race wanted to do it, it's just to make us feel lower then the people already in the frat, the whole paying your dues ploy. Granted I'm sure there are other things to do other then put an olive in your ass to have fun, but whatever, I went to BGSU it was in a cornfield. Olive race less gay then an ear of corn race Sajizzle look forward to hearing your story, and Cat look forward to seeing you __________________ raydevito.net sacapuntasShow.com Last edited by raym; 07-23-2009 at 07:31 AM. Reason: left out info.
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07-23-2009, 09:42 AM	#29 (permalink)
Grapist Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 2,260	Methinks Ray protests too much.
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07-23-2009, 10:21 AM	#30 (permalink)
Junkenstein Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Northern Italy (No Guidos Here) Posts: 6,784	That avatar (and the olive story) are priceless. Ray is a king.
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