1015: Making Boys Cry

Keith · 08-04-2009, 11:32 PM

"My fists are thirsty for Ray's balls."

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archicat · 08-05-2009, 06:55 AM

Talk about not answering a straight question with a straight answer; Dan always seems to respond to direct questions in a meandering fashion until Keith, Ray or Chemda pull him up on it. By mid-way through the show he seemed to be genuinely pissed off; did I hear him threaten to slap Ray? Come on boys, who are you - Newsy & intern?

Nice to see 'Samantha' grace the show with her presence again; twice is one week - lucky us. The choking on the dick thing was a nice touch. You're definitely adding layers to her character Keith, this one's a real onion...

I don't agree with this girl suing her college; she sounds like a twit. There's only so much a college can do to help, even if they did indeed promise her a job - which to begin with doesn't seem entirely credible to me. If the college had any sense they would have some sort of clause or stipulation in the fine print so this type of lawsuit couldn't happen. However on the provision that they don't, I still think the college can only do so much to assist with job placement (insert lead horse water drink paradox here). There are many reasons by which she could have been at fault for not being able to get a job, e.g bad attitude, shitty GPA, bad interview etc. In the end, if she wins the lawsuit then she should have the degree withdrawn also. Extraction of information from her brain would be a pragmatic exercise, but probably not too advantageous - it doesn't appear much information sunk in there anyhow.

In conclusion, I enjoyed the show, both these guys are great guests and always have funny stories. The banter between Keith, Ray and Dan was very entertaining - you roast the ones you love right?

Junkenstein · 08-05-2009, 07:09 AM

This Thompson vs Monroe thing sounds ridiculous to me. A college degree does not get you automatically a job. Most of the time it doesnt. There are skills required to find a job, and they're something that you have to learn on your own. Of course some coleges boast their ability to get you employed. It's part of the marketing. But believing it just proves that you're naive.

PS: Did you like "The Descent", cat?

archicat · 08-05-2009, 07:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Junkenstein

PS: Did you like "The Descent", cat?

I haven't watched it yet - I'll give it a go sometime this week. I'm prepared to be scared shitless, I'll let you know how it goes.

Junkenstein · 08-05-2009, 01:44 PM

Ray was aces. His happily sarcastic comments were amazing!

From my outsider point of view, Dan got pissed on the spot (there was more than a hint of anger in his tone) but it was something he and Ray will sort out. The "i'm gonna punch your balls" line was guy talk, that's all.

My dream would be a Jesse Joyce audio commentary for this episode... It would be like when Adam comments Keith's DVDs. a treat.

punk'n · 08-05-2009, 02:10 PM

I can't be on that woman's side if she's bragging about a 2.something GPA. She's dumb, lazy, and litigious. I wouldn't hire her.

archicat · 08-05-2009, 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Junkenstein

Ray was aces. His happily sarcastic comments were amazing!

From my outsider point of view, Dan got pissed on the spot (there was more than a hint of anger in his tone) but it was something he and Ray will sort out. The "i'm gonna punch your balls" line was guy talk, that's all.

My dream would be a Jesse Joyce audio commentary for this episode... It would be like when Adam comments Keith's DVDs. a treat.

Ray was awesome as usual, I love the all the sarcastic comments too, so many funnies - "This is the big break we're looking for chief" is one of the FBI ones I remember. Aces.

From what little I've seen of Dan and Ray together, they are like this is real-life too. It's actually pretty funny to watch.

Jesse Joyce's commentary would be amazing, I can imagine him busting both their balls the whole way through...and correcting their grammar

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raym · 08-05-2009, 05:31 PM

Dan sounded angry? If anyone remembers Dan called for this episode to happen, so I think he knew he was going to get some grief. I love Dan, he's a good person, but sometimes he doesn't realize that he is the he is the only one to blame for his current situation. But there is no hatred between us, and his current situation hasn't caused me, or Jesse any hardship, yet somehow it annoys me, and I'm not sure why, that's my problem, not his; Maybe I'm jealous that he doesn't have to pay rent? not sure

josi · 08-05-2009, 07:34 PM

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Originally Posted by punk'n

I can't be on that woman's side if she's bragging about a 2.something GPA. She's dumb, lazy, and litigious. I wouldn't hire her.

Totally, she has to be doing something wrong in the interview or something. The school can set her up all day long with jobs, if she sucks its her fault. It had only been two months of searching? She is lazy, I would never brag about being a C student.

Skyler · 08-05-2009, 08:03 PM

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Originally Posted by raym

his current situation hasn't caused me, or Jesse any hardship, yet somehow it annoys me, and I'm not sure why, that's my problem, not his

Thats a shitty situation to be in, then you sound like a dick when you explain your position. "No it's not hurting me, but... but... C'MON! He's been homeless for almost a year now!"

View Poll Results: The Monroe College graduate is suing Monroe for not being able to find her a job.
She's in the right. Monroe promised job placement.	38	32.48%
She's in the wrong. Finding a job is ultimately up to the individual.	79	67.52%
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archicat Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Scotland Posts: 404	Talk about not answering a straight question with a straight answer; Dan always seems to respond to direct questions in a meandering fashion until Keith, Ray or Chemda pull him up on it. By mid-way through the show he seemed to be genuinely pissed off; did I hear him threaten to slap Ray? Come on boys, who are you - Newsy & intern? Nice to see 'Samantha' grace the show with her presence again; twice is one week - lucky us. The choking on the dick thing was a nice touch. You're definitely adding layers to her character Keith, this one's a real onion... I don't agree with this girl suing her college; she sounds like a twit. There's only so much a college can do to help, even if they did indeed promise her a job - which to begin with doesn't seem entirely credible to me. If the college had any sense they would have some sort of clause or stipulation in the fine print so this type of lawsuit couldn't happen. However on the provision that they don't, I still think the college can only do so much to assist with job placement (insert lead horse water drink paradox here). There are many reasons by which she could have been at fault for not being able to get a job, e.g bad attitude, shitty GPA, bad interview etc. In the end, if she wins the lawsuit then she should have the degree withdrawn also. Extraction of information from her brain would be a pragmatic exercise, but probably not too advantageous - it doesn't appear much information sunk in there anyhow. In conclusion, I enjoyed the show, both these guys are great guests and always have funny stories. The banter between Keith, Ray and Dan was very entertaining - you roast the ones you love right? Last edited by archicat; 08-05-2009 at 06:57 AM.
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Junkenstein Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Northern Italy (No Guidos Here) Posts: 6,784	This Thompson vs Monroe thing sounds ridiculous to me. A college degree does not get you automatically a job. Most of the time it doesnt. There are skills required to find a job, and they're something that you have to learn on your own. Of course some coleges boast their ability to get you employed. It's part of the marketing. But believing it just proves that you're naive. PS: Did you like "The Descent", cat?
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Junkenstein Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Northern Italy (No Guidos Here) Posts: 6,784	Ray was aces. His happily sarcastic comments were amazing! From my outsider point of view, Dan got pissed on the spot (there was more than a hint of anger in his tone) but it was something he and Ray will sort out. The "i'm gonna punch your balls" line was guy talk, that's all. My dream would be a Jesse Joyce audio commentary for this episode... It would be like when Adam comments Keith's DVDs. a treat.
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punk'n Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Kansas City, MO Posts: 2,238	I can't be on that woman's side if she's bragging about a 2.something GPA. She's dumb, lazy, and litigious. I wouldn't hire her.
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raym Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: NYC Posts: 48	Dan sounded angry? If anyone remembers Dan called for this episode to happen, so I think he knew he was going to get some grief. I love Dan, he's a good person, but sometimes he doesn't realize that he is the he is the only one to blame for his current situation. But there is no hatred between us, and his current situation hasn't caused me, or Jesse any hardship, yet somehow it annoys me, and I'm not sure why, that's my problem, not his; Maybe I'm jealous that he doesn't have to pay rent? not sure __________________ raydevito.net sacapuntasShow.com
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