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View Poll Results: Have you ever severely hurt yourself masturbating?
Yes; I tore my dick, sprained myself or otherwise put myself in pain from touching too much. 100 60.61%
No; it's called self-control, freaks. 65 39.39%
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Old 08-18-2009, 07:28 PM   #41 (permalink)
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studies have actually shown that not being cut increases the likelyhood of tears. circumcision is a well known form of inhibiting the spread of hiv because of that.

jewish culture isn't the only one that ritualizes and requires circumcision, not even the first.

it should be held in the same regard as any other preventive health measure like vaccinating against tetanus or hepatitis.
congratulations what other propoganda bullshit would you like to impart?
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Old 08-19-2009, 08:35 AM   #42 (permalink)
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OK gonna have to change my vote now from "y'all are freaks" to "yes I tore my dick" dammit. Totally worth it though, I must say.

Now y'all are thinkin about my cock. Now imagine it with a small cut and abrasion on top near the head slightly to the left.
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congratulations what other propoganda bullshit would you like to impart?
which part was propaganda?
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Old 08-19-2009, 08:53 AM   #44 (permalink)
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which part was propaganda?
I guess propaganda, in his head, means any scientific fact that goes against his opinion. Like the ones in your post.

Shame you , yoav, for stating true facts! Commie!
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This shit always happens when circumcision comes up. First, a cock looks stupid whether or not its cut, in aesthetic terms it's just one of the most ridiculous apendages sported by any species (see McNally's comics for further illumination on this subject). Second, a circumcised cock is naturally easier to maintain, it should go without saying. But third, as long as a gentleman has access to running water and soap his cock's health may be maintained to a level equal to any other circumcised, impaled or deformed-by-unstreetwise-masturbatory-methods cock, with very little effort. In developed countries it's not the circumcisedness or uncircumcisedness of the cock that decides its healthiness, it's whether the gentleman in charge is a retard.

Mine smells like lavender and, according to Beyonce and Sharon Stone, tastes like rainbows and dreams.
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This shit always happens when circumcision comes up. First, a cock looks stupid whether or not its cut, in aesthetic terms it's just one of the most ridiculous apendages sported by any species (see McNally's comics for further illumination on this subject). Second, a circumcised cock is naturally easier to maintain, it should go without saying. But third, as long as a gentleman has access to running water and soap his cock's health may be maintained to a level equal to any other circumcised, impaled or deformed-by-unstreetwise-masturbatory-methods cock, with very little effort. In developed countries it's not the circumcisedness or uncircumcisedness of the cock that decides its healthiness, it's whether the gentleman in charge is a retard.

Mine smells like lavender and, according to Beyonce and Sharon Stone, tastes like rainbows and dreams.
agreed, although i can't verify the last part.
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agreed, although i can't verify the last part.
That's fine, I'm sure those two upstanding ladies are credible enough that people will just take their word for it.
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That's fine, I'm sure those two upstanding ladies are credible enough that people will just take their word for it.
i guess if they both say so then it then it's probably true.. if only barbara walters could weigh in.
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i guess if they both say so then it then it's probably true.. if only barbara walters could weigh in.
She could but she claims it has more of the fresh scent of hot apple crumble with cinnamon.
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Rebuttal to yet another "Circumcision to prevent HIV/AIDS" article

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