1028: Period Break

[Junkenstein]

Originally Posted by archicat

Thanks, it's pretty awesome I must admit . Let me know if you ever fancied doing comedy, I'll get you up there between Myka & Jesse !

If i ever do comedy my dream gig would be having to open for the dream team:

-Deuce
-Hadar
-The Dice Man

All together on the same stage and a crowd of angry hillbilly hecklers.

No one would even notice my shitty jokes.

[PorkBrains]

Perhaps Pat should clarify in the future:

"My heart is like a can of biscuits, ready to pop open. Are you the spoon that will finally make the dough of love ooze out onto the counter? Hey Yo!!!"

"My obsession with you is like a convict doing push-ups in his cell, getting stronger, focused on his inevitable release into the real world. Scrappity gigoodle!!!!!"

[Junkenstein]

Originally Posted by PorkBrains

"My obsession with you is like a convict doing push-ups in his cell, getting stronger, focused on his inevitable release into the real world. Scrappity gigoodle!!!!!"

"I saw a woman who reminded me of you. Maybe it was her dark hair and blazer. Maybe it was the way she resisted my attempt to hug her"

Schmackity-Whackity-Doooo....

No, seriously, Pat's Tweets are getting funnier and funnier. Just read 'em with his delivery in mind. They have his brand of humour in 'em. Like Keet's shit pics, you know they're coming from him.

ADD: So if Ray did the 30 minutes of stand-up on the aftershow, i wanna see it! Maybe bext on there will be Jesse... Naaah...

[sagzy]

Well in terms of cemetaries, where i am from you get a spot on the family plot of land where ur ass is going to get buried so every one pretty much has their own private grave around family members
will never run out of room