1058: The Toilet Paper Diaries

Keith · 10-07-2009, 04:33 PM

"I tell you everything. Just some things you can't fuckin' handle."

better dylan · 10-08-2009, 01:30 AM

when i was in grade school every kid had to bring a box of kleenex. The teacher would stash them all and have one box on her desk. Maybe this is what they are doing with the toilet paper. Rather than every kid have their own they are creating a stockpile for everyone.

also I bring my own toilet paper roll to work. Also wet naps. You only get one cornhole. I dont trust wiping it with the sandpaper they have in the bathroom.

bluecrucial · 10-08-2009, 03:19 AM

I lived with a guy for a year that really never was willing to replace the toilet paper. This episode just reminded me that after i brought it up to him he started stealing those big industrial TP rolls like this:

Needless to say it wasn't what I was expecting but I guess it was all we needed. Not really related to the episode but made me laugh cuz of the college memories.

punk'n · 10-08-2009, 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by better dylan

when i was in grade school every kid had to bring a box of kleenex. The teacher would stash them all and have one box on her desk. Maybe this is what they are doing with the toilet paper. Rather than every kid have their own they are creating a stockpile for everyone.

also I bring my own toilet paper roll to work. Also wet naps. You only get one cornhole. I dont trust wiping it with the sandpaper they have in the bathroom.

^^^^
I was gonna say this too.

Also, fuck Jane Adams. She stole that food and she doesn't get to be a cunt about it after the fact. Although I would keep famous names out of my twitters. There's just too many law suits popping up about this kind of stuff.

Junkenstein · 10-08-2009, 01:33 PM

Jane shouldnt get away with a 20. She must beg.

ADD: I just love that K and C are doing "guestless" episodes again. They're still magic to hear, when they're on their own. And they still happily mess with each other like on episode 1. (and Kyle cracking up in the background is a plus)

marina · 10-08-2009, 02:52 PM

I love Kyle laughing in the background. It was awesome.

daemon · 10-08-2009, 03:57 PM

You should have someone do a "best of" type compilation or something when you guys go on vacation! We need our fix!

marina · 10-08-2009, 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by daemon

You should have someone do a "best of" type compilation or something when you guys go on vacation! We need our fix!

There are some old best-ofs that B_jason made a few years ago. Just go listen to those.

EDIT: Or was it BrianWard81? He just posted some extra shows in the talk shite section.

Blueskee · 10-09-2009, 01:26 AM

I don't know about what Chemda said about the proud black community looking down on people who perm their hair. It is mostly just a hollywood thing. Us poor people don't just care. My mom and sister have dreadlocks, but my other sister and I perm our hair. The thing is, perm does not take all of the curl out of our hair and we can still scrunch it to look like a curly afro. As long as you play the part. Wear your hair big, wear a scarf, a lot of brown, and wooden earrings.

dizarillo · 10-09-2009, 01:47 AM

Thanks so much for mentioning my zine, I laughed my ass of at you guys making moped noises

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better dylan Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 297	when i was in grade school every kid had to bring a box of kleenex. The teacher would stash them all and have one box on her desk. Maybe this is what they are doing with the toilet paper. Rather than every kid have their own they are creating a stockpile for everyone. also I bring my own toilet paper roll to work. Also wet naps. You only get one cornhole. I dont trust wiping it with the sandpaper they have in the bathroom.
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bluecrucial Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 646	I lived with a guy for a year that really never was willing to replace the toilet paper. This episode just reminded me that after i brought it up to him he started stealing those big industrial TP rolls like this: Needless to say it wasn't what I was expecting but I guess it was all we needed. Not really related to the episode but made me laugh cuz of the college memories. Last edited by bluecrucial; 10-08-2009 at 03:23 AM.
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marina Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: I live in Southern California. Posts: 3,055	I love Kyle laughing in the background. It was awesome.
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10-09-2009, 01:26 AM	#9 (permalink)
Blueskee Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Houston, Texas Posts: 15	I don't know about what Chemda said about the proud black community looking down on people who perm their hair. It is mostly just a hollywood thing. Us poor people don't just care. My mom and sister have dreadlocks, but my other sister and I perm our hair. The thing is, perm does not take all of the curl out of our hair and we can still scrunch it to look like a curly afro. As long as you play the part. Wear your hair big, wear a scarf, a lot of brown, and wooden earrings.
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10-09-2009, 01:47 AM	#10 (permalink)
dizarillo Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 7	Thanks so much for mentioning my zine, I laughed my ass of at you guys making moped noises
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