1064: Help Wanted

Keith · 10-20-2009, 10:19 PM

"Whose penis is that?"

Myq Kaplan

scruffy · 10-21-2009, 05:01 AM

Australia welcomes SpookY with open arms.

PoorGradStudent · 10-21-2009, 05:03 AM

Newsy could very well have adverse side effects from the study. In commercials when they say "Side effects may include; nausea, cotton mouth, headache, diarrhea, and vomiting" thats because in the clinical trials the subjects experienced nausea, cotton mouth, headache, diarrhea and vomiting. Prepare for the worst Newsy, and god speed.

scruffy · 10-21-2009, 05:06 AM

I work with a korean dude who is going to do the same thing. His english is alright but yeee I dont know he said hes being offered 5k to do it for 2 months or there abouts. They wanted asian subjects. All sounds a bit suss to me..

thepetek · 10-21-2009, 07:30 AM

Newsey could get superpowers, though, right? Sometimes side effects are superpowers, aren't they?

No? Definitely ass cancer? Yeesh.

Junkenstein · 10-21-2009, 07:50 AM

He'll have side effects, probably. But 1400 dollars? I would definitely do that.

arty · 10-21-2009, 09:35 AM

Will Spooky be starting up a new podcast about his adventures in Australia? Spookydownunder.com maybe?

Grapist · 10-21-2009, 09:56 AM

If he shows side affects during the study, he will be removed from it. Sometimes, depending on the study, he will either be paid in full, partially, or maybe even not at all. I know a guy who was supposed to go in for a month study for 4K, ended up being removed after a few days and still got the money.

thepetek · 10-21-2009, 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Grapist

If he shows side affects during the study, he will be removed from it. Sometimes, depending on the study, he will either be paid in full, partially, or maybe even not at all. I know a guy who was supposed to go in for a month study for 4K, ended up being removed after a few days and still got the money.

Or they might just let him have Syphilis for years.

spooky · 10-21-2009, 10:42 AM

it's very possible Newsy winds up in a control/placebo group.

View Poll Results: Will Newsy receive any ill effects from his clinical trial?
Yes; you don’t get paid $1400 for nothing.	118	74.21%
No; you guys are just paranoid. They know what they’re doing.	41	25.79%
Voters: 159. You may not vote on this poll

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Grapist Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 2,260	If he shows side affects during the study, he will be removed from it. Sometimes, depending on the study, he will either be paid in full, partially, or maybe even not at all. I know a guy who was supposed to go in for a month study for 4K, ended up being removed after a few days and still got the money.
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spooky Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 3,265	it's very possible Newsy winds up in a control/placebo group.
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