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10-24-2009, 07:25 PM | #11 (permalink) |
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Had two MRIs in high school. Fell asleep both times.
As to blowjobs while driving; My girlfriend blew me once while we were on the highway. I had such a hard time concentrating I almost crashed into the median barrier. Not worth it. Can't enjoy 'em when you're dead. |
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10-24-2009, 07:45 PM | #12 (permalink) |
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I've had one MRI. I went in with the most relaxed attitude, hoping I could catch up on some sleep. It was one of the single most terrifying half an hour of my life. Noone told me that they made so much damn noise. You're trapped, and there's about 5cm above your face. I hated it. I'm going to need to get drunk if I ever have one again. I have no idea how anyone could sleep in that thing!
Oh, and turns out I didn't have brain worms. |
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10-24-2009, 11:54 PM | #15 (permalink) |
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19!? I thought she was like 14. That's not as hot.
I'm dedicating those pictures to Lambboy. He was my personal paparazzi, and I don't know what those celebs are complaining about. It was fantastic. I put one of those pics on the birthday card I sent my grandma. |
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10-25-2009, 11:27 PM | #18 (permalink) |
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I got the full episode downloaded about 20 hours ago to another filthy foreign computer, Matt's call in all its glory as well as Newsy's story about finally getting to blow Intern Mike.
I think Spooky constantly feels the way that Keith temporarily feels at around the 3/4 mark into his standup, when he gets the feeling that it's all pointless what he's saying because everybody has fucked up families and job experiences and goat-marrying foreign cultures and he wonders why would anyone give a shit about what he's saying. Spooky has the same thing but he has it constantly; he thinks to himself, "people move to Australia all the time," and, "people get married all the time," so those aren't extraordinary things he feels like making a fuss about. The heartbreaker is that when he goes and does something actually very exciting and out of the ordinary in the jungles of South East Asia he can't talk about it to his buddy Keith because Keith can't help himself from blabbing and if he does blab then the Viet Cong will wipe out Spooky's favourite tree frogs. Or something. It's quite the conundrum, kind of like how Batman can't tell chicks that he's Batman. Or something. Also, fucking awesome that Keith is going to do Sacapuntas. Seriously. That really means something. |
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Goddammit. Me Too again! But maybe a bit more than that - rummaging around in his brain a bit more (use your fingers, pull all those folds apart, don't be shy) might suggest he thinks that if he did mention what he thinks of as his personal stuff that he was in some way bragging about what is - after all - one of those everyday human, unremarkable, experiences. And he doesn't like to brag or draw attention to himself.
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Keith has similar characteristics, also being quite a bit smarter than the average bear/beer/bare, but his social ease and high self-confidence allow him to express his humility more directly, actually turning his own weaknesses (his poor navigational sense, speech patterns, silliness growing up etc) into fuel for his great strength, which is his ability to express things comedically. The huge difference between them seems to be that for Keith every little thing in life can be blown up into a rant-worthy to-do that can be used for comedy, while Spooky sees things that are really a pretty big personal deal for most people as things that can easily be /shrugged off. But I also think a big part of Spooky being less communicative with Keith than he used to be could be that he feels, rightly or wrongly, as if Keith betrayed him to some extent and treated him unfairly in his stoush with Michael. On another tack, I can't think why Chemda's joke about only being suitable for terrorist commercials didn't get more love on the show, I laughed my balls off at that idea. Also, I fucking love Ray, he's like the opposite of the comic cliche of personal angst, it's like he's the most easygoing cat in NYC and just happens to be a hilarious fuck by accident. |
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