1081: Excellence in Adequacy

[DJ Trashy]

I am fluent in percussion and singing, but am merely proficient on the piano, and heckling.

Poor Jesse.

[amikaligula]

It's weird, but now that Jesse mentioned it, all of the twins I know ARE codependent and creepy in some way...

But more importantly I got a couple blowjays in the same spot up in Duquesne where Jesse proposed. Does that mean I get to take part in the wedding? Because I kinda feel I sanctified the place of his proposal by making her swallow and am therefore somewhat responsible for the success of said proposal.

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Originally Posted by amikaligula

But more importantly I got a couple blowjays in the same spot up in Duquesne where Jesse proposed. Does that mean I get to take part in the wedding? Because I kinda feel I sanctified the place of his proposal by making her swallow and am therefore somewhat responsible for the success of said proposal.

When it comes to wedding protocol I believe that qualifies you to be the best man. When they don't sallow you only get to be an usher.

[dark_lobo]

Jesse's spanish was terrible, of all of the people in the room, Chemda had the best spanish, followed by Keith / Jesse's fiance, and Jesse. (Spanish is my first language).
Jesse's pronunciation was decent enough, but his language skills were not enough to get by. "Donde estan los sanitarios" pretty much means where's the bathroom.. if he can't get something as basic as that, he's screwed.
For those playing at home:
"Puede escribirlo, por favor" mean "could you write it, please"
"Cuanto cuesta" means "how much is it"

oh yeah, and congrats, Jesse.. she still loves you, spanish or no spanish.

[OochieWallyWally]

Slightly heartbroken at Jesse's engagement...I had such a crush.

[PoorGradStudent]

Originally Posted by OochieWallyWally

Slightly heartbroken at Jesse's engagement...I had such a crush.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU!!!!!

And welcome to the forums.

[Bucho]

Jesse might not be proficient in knowing the meaning of proficient or imitating the South African accent but he's still one of the absolute greatest guests around, especially when Keith is busting his balls.

[strafer_praha]

Originally Posted by NoiS

Does Jessie know that "thusly" is not a word? Some people use it as a joke, but he seems to mean it.

Oh, and fuck me.

Thusly is an adverb though thus is also an adverb so why does an adverb have an adverb form? But it is in the dictionary and the note said that thusly is used for humour effect thusly proving yet again how much smarter Joyce is than the rest of us.

For the record in North American Jesse is right about the way proficiency is used because some of the grading systems do allow for 'No' or 'Minimal' proficiency (Language Proficiency Index "L P I") whereas in Europe Keith could barely claim to be at proficiency level in the English language (Common European Framework of Reference for Languages - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia).

[Zscout]

Second show in-a-row that Chemda gives advise that is counter to her actions. Chemda took Keith in when he was a homeless and jobless drunk.

[Keith]

Oh Zscout... You try so hard...