1096: Funny Stuff

[Junkenstein]

I have a female friend that works at a porn store and she showed me some dildoes that were aroun 20 inches long and almst ten large. She said that some of the female customers who go there (not that many nowadays) generally buy those. She thinks it's as a joke present for bachelorette parties.

Apparently they're not shaped on existing penises but more on a cartoon idea oid them. Although i guess there were or are pornstars that are near to similar sizes.

Why am, i diggin on this topic. Sorry.

[krueck]

Where did you hear that Maynard James Keenan stood at the back of the stage because he wanted the whole band recognized? In everything I'd ever read of Maynard he did it because he is uncomfortable being center stage with a spotlight on him because it made him feel exposed.

[Junkenstein]

Maynard has problems with being onstage, due to his own awkwardness and a tiny bit of douchery.

I saw him twice with tool (Once as a reporter, so i was in that weird semi backstage zone where they put you you have a press pass) and three times with A perfect Circle.

With both bands he has a set of strict rules:

1) he's under a light, a veil, or some disguise for most of the time (Especially with APC)
2) you cant take pictures of thew show, not even without flash. If a camera is spot, the set is stopped (that happened in Milan once. The show was put on pause uyntil the guy with the camera was out of the building.)
3) no phones with cameras, smoke, or even lighters were allowed with the same one strike you're out law.

He's very anal about this and a couple of techs i know said that often shows are put on hiatus until every single person has respected these rules, which come only from him.

He might say that he does it for a purpose, but he's terribly obsessive. Heì's also a horrendouys guy to interview. So if it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck...

[DrunkenButterfly]

I work at one of the main offices of Accenture here in Sao Paulo, and the elevator is still plastered with Tiger Woods' picture. I called at our copycenter to ask for the price of the Tiger Woods' notebook (available to employees only). The guy chuckled when I asked for a discount due to the recent events, but said "Nah" anyway.

[picard102]

Oh man, epic lulz.

I did LoL several times during the stand up. In retrospect I should have come to NY to jerk you off. I apologize.

[Chris_from_Sweden]

Originally Posted by lizsquiz

What an enormous fake penis.

I'd love to have been in the product development team that day.

I'm guessing now but I think that fake penis is a actual size model from the gentleman in that photo someone is holding up. It looks like the autograph says John Holmes.