1115: Bad Little Boy

[Keith]

"I put a baby in the dishwasher."


Myq Kaplan

[Rhian]

I write "love" to my friends all the time, because, um I love them?

I'm just that way.

[Bucho]

MYQ!!! Always a delight, every single time I hear him every single word out of his mouth. And he is indeed one of the coolest and funniest twitterers by far. In fact out of all the peeps I follow I only actually read three and of those three two are KATG guests and of those two one is Myq Kaplan.

By the way, listen to this. Speaking of finding money in your bank account and going on the run - a New Zealand couple back in May 2009 found $10,000,000 in their business's account after a worker at Westpac Bank accidentally set up an overdraft of that amount for them when the true amount was supposed to be only 1% of that - $100,000. The bank worker, who had 30 years experience, had made the simple error of missing out the decimal point.

The couple were out of NZ like a shot, headed for somewhere in Asia after transferring $6.7 million to offshore acccounts. Westpac has recovered $2.9 mil but $3.8 mil is gone daddy gone. The couple are wanted by Interpol but as yet remain at large as far as I know.

The bank worker was eventually fired but not until August 8, about two and a half months after the fuck up, when she apparently made a second mistake (although the second did not result in a loss for the bank).


Wreckage in millionaire runaways' wake - national | Stuff.co.nz

[Ant-LOX]

Myq (mike/Mich) is one of my favorite quests - great show.

[myq]

Originally Posted by Rhian

I write "love" to my friends all the time, because, um I love them?

Well, you better not date my ex-girlfriend Hannah then.
Love,
Myq

Originally Posted by Bucho

MYQ!!! Always a delight, every single time I hear him every single word out of his mouth. And he is indeed one of the coolest and funniest twitterers by far. In fact out of all the peeps I follow I only actually read three and of those three two are KATG guests and of those two one is Myq Kaplan.

Thanks very much!
Of all the people who listen to the show, only four-ish people have responded to this thread, and out of those four-ish people, only one of them is you.
Good work!
Love,
Myq

Originally Posted by Ant-LOX

Myq (mike/Mich) is one of my favorite quests - great show.

Thanks very much for listening.

And for being thorough with the spelling/pronunciation of my name.

And for calling me your favorite Quest.
(Excellent for lots of reasons...
1. Lowercase "g" looks like lowercase "q."
2. I have a "q" in my name.
3. Listening to me is an adventure.)

So, much appreciated! (Even if it was a weird, far-reaching typo.)
Love,
Myq

PS Sorry to cross-pollinate info from another thread, but I believe you were the person who expressed ambivalence about the idea of buying a comedy album, citing boredom potential?
I invite you check out my album, which is available for pre-order now, and if it is boring, then I will give you fifteen dollars worth of apology. (Which is a deal, because the album only costs $14.99.)

[Blitzgal]

Originally Posted by myq

Thanks very much!
Of all the people who listen to the show, only four-ish people have responded to this thread, and out of those four-ish people, only one of them is you.
Good work!
Love,
Myq

You're already counting the responses. You are so adorable. Here's another one.

[Junkenstein]

Myq is a comedy genius, and he has a google alert on himself which is a symptom of uber comedy insanity (Even the king of snarkiness, David Cross had one. But Myq is nicer). I'm waiting for the digital download of his album to be available with sweaty palms and a beat-skipping heart.

On another subject. Now that Avatar has apparently given the Imax 3D stuff the big mainstream kick, the future is this (i tweeted it, but i'll have to say it again):

Jersey Shore - The Movie in IMAX 3D.

Nuff Said. The ULTIMATE Jerkoff Experience. It could turn into a cult with midnight projections and people who dress like guidos, mixed with true guidos. Oh my.

[Blitzgal]

Men sabotage contraception in attempts to trap women with pregnancy, too. Generally they are abusers: Reproductive coercion often is accompanied by physical or sexual violence, study finds

But the idea that only women are manipulating their partners in an attempt to trap them is simply not true.

[punk'n]

There is no way I would trust a guy to be on the pill. If he forgets to take it, does he have to have the abortion?
Although, I think the possibility that someone can make you become a father has to be the worst thing about being a guy, so they should keep workin on that pill.

[Preston Buttons]

Speaking of abortions:

Tonya Harding Fantasy Porn

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