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Old 01-30-2010, 01:43 AM   #1 (permalink)
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1118: Who Farted?

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Old 01-30-2010, 12:30 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Keith's initiative to have a base drum and a tuba follow fat people around to shame them into losing weight reminds me of this bit from Family Guy:

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Old 01-30-2010, 01:20 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Quote time:

"If you're so pro-life dont lock arms and bomb clinics, lock arms and block cemeteries. Let's see how committed you are to the premise" - Bill Hicks

"I am not pro-choice, i'm pro-abortion. There's too many people! And By the way, when you meet a gay guy, offer him a drink: he's not part of the problem, he's part of the solution. Next to each pro-life add there should be a pro-sodomy one: 'Take one in the fanny and save for a nanny'" - Doug Stanhope

Also, a couple of factoids about John Holmes:

-The giant dick wasnt a big deal during sex, because apparently (because of lack of blood) half of his organ was somehow softer and spomgier than the rest

-Besides the coke addiciton, the woman beating and the wonderland murders, one of his most abominable moves was getting AIDS (apparently after doing a short gay porn movie with an HIV positive actor. Of course without protection) and faking his tests to continue working. After being caught and banned (thanks to Ron Jeremy), he transfered to foreign countries and spread the infection, doing unprotected sex scenes. He was responsible for the big AIDS scare of the hardcore industry that cauised the death of many pornstars and started the use of condoms and mandatory tests.

Check out the documentary "Wadd - The true story of John Holmes" or if you want to read the amazing "The Other Hollywood". Both entertaining.

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Old 01-31-2010, 02:37 AM   #4 (permalink)
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"While one of the executives was speaking in a room full of five people, Jessica let out a very loud fart," the source recalled. The insider further pointed out that Tina Simpson, the actress' mother, was quick to utter her censure, detailing "Her mother was there, and it prompted her to turn around and yell, 'Jessica!' The tension was extreme. No one knew what to say."

The tension was so extreme you could cut the cheese with a knife!

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"While one of the executives was speaking in a room full of five people, Jessica let out a very loud fart," the source recalled. The insider further pointed out that Tina Simpson, the actress' mother, was quick to utter her censure, detailing "Her mother was there, and it prompted her to turn around and yell, 'Jessica!' The tension was extreme. No one knew what to say."

The tension was so extreme you could cut the cheese with a knife!

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Old 01-31-2010, 12:21 PM   #6 (permalink)
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I don't think its a big deal that J.D. Salinger said he wrote Catcher in the Rye as just a story, you can still get some deeper meaning out of it, if you can. Makes me think of making a joke around a group of friends, and getting several to burst out laughing, but I can't help but think to myself "it wasn't that fucking funny."

For the record, I did read Catcher in high school, and didn't really get it, which was disappointing.
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Old 01-31-2010, 07:20 PM   #7 (permalink)
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J.D. Salinger was a recluse and probably told that reporter that there was no deeper meaning in his book to end the interview.

Below is an excerpt of his obit:


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To generations of men and women in the years after World War II, "The Catcher in the Rye" was the singular, tell-it-like-it-is story about the mind-set of a sensitive youth: cynical yet romantic; disdainful of hypocrisy, social convention and conformity; self-conscious and uncomfortable in his own skin; confused and pathetic but also loveable.

The novel is about the adventures and misadventures of Holden Caulfield, a disillusioned 16-year-old who knows he is about to be expelled from his boarding school, Pencey Prep, and decides to run away. Over three days in New York City, he has a run of weird encounters with taxi drivers, nuns, an elevator man, three girls from Seattle, a prostitute and a former teacher. In his eyes, the world is controlled and dominated by "phonies," and he struggles with limited success to come to terms with love, sex and, ultimately, himself. In an encounter with his kid sister, Phoebe, he finds affection and salvation.

In the more than half-century since the novel's publication, Holden Caulfield has joined the ranks of such literary legends as F. Scott Fitzgerald's Jay Gatsby and Mark Twain's Huckleberry Finn as a folk hero of American fiction. Reading the book was often described as a rite of passage for adolescents.

Detested the spotlight

Not long after "The Catcher in the Rye" appeared, Mr. Salinger withdrew to the hills of rural New Hampshire, where he lived in seclusion. He shunned the media and the public, and he filed lawsuits to block publication or quotes from his letters. He continued writing, but not since a short story appeared in the New Yorker in 1965 has any new writing of his been published. Earlier, the New Yorker had published J.D. Salinger short stories, but to most of the reading public, he was known only as the author of "The Catcher in the Rye."

Caulfield became a teenage Everyman whose wry and caustic observations seemed outrageous, clever and on the mark. From the beginning, in its cadence and language, his speech gave the youthful protagonist an air of authenticity and timelessness:

"If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll probably want to know is where I was born and what my lousy childhood was like, and how my parents were occupied and all before they had me, and all that David Copperfield kind of crap, but I don't feel like going into it, if you want to know the truth. In the first place, that stuff bores me, and in the second place, my parents would have about two hemorrhages apiece if I told anything pretty personal about them."
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Cracking show! Ben Lerman's new ukulele ode was awesome funny! Give that man more cartridges!

Also, yet more evidence that Keith is some kind of genius as he independently divined and accurately précised Roland Barthes' 'Death of the Author' critique (whereby an authors 'meaning or intent' is irrelevant - only the personal interpretation of the reader is correct)

Death of the Author - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
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I just have to say that was by far the best damn version of Paparazzi EVER. Ben is officially even cooler in my book. Which seems almost impossible since his "My name is Ben Lerman" is by far the best ever. =D
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Damn you (or bless you) Ben Lerman for making me sing "I'm a ne-o-nazi" all day!
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