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"If you're so pro-life dont lock arms and bomb clinics, lock arms and block cemeteries. Let's see how committed you are to the premise" - Bill Hicks "I am not pro-choice, i'm pro-abortion. There's too many people! And By the way, when you meet a gay guy, offer him a drink: he's not part of the problem, he's part of the solution. Next to each pro-life add there should be a pro-sodomy one: 'Take one in the fanny and save for a nanny'" - Doug Stanhope Also, a couple of factoids about John Holmes: -The giant dick wasnt a big deal during sex, because apparently (because of lack of blood) half of his organ was somehow softer and spomgier than the rest -Besides the coke addiciton, the woman beating and the wonderland murders, one of his most abominable moves was getting AIDS (apparently after doing a short gay porn movie with an HIV positive actor. Of course without protection) and faking his tests to continue working. After being caught and banned (thanks to Ron Jeremy), he transfered to foreign countries and spread the infection, doing unprotected sex scenes. He was responsible for the big AIDS scare of the hardcore industry that cauised the death of many pornstars and started the use of condoms and mandatory tests. Check out the documentary "Wadd - The true story of John Holmes" or if you want to read the amazing "The Other Hollywood". Both entertaining. Last edited by Junkenstein; 01-30-2010 at 02:00 PM. |
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"While one of the executives was speaking in a room full of five people, Jessica let out a very loud fart," the source recalled. The insider further pointed out that Tina Simpson, the actress' mother, was quick to utter her censure, detailing "Her mother was there, and it prompted her to turn around and yell, 'Jessica!' The tension was extreme. No one knew what to say."
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I don't think its a big deal that J.D. Salinger said he wrote Catcher in the Rye as just a story, you can still get some deeper meaning out of it, if you can. Makes me think of making a joke around a group of friends, and getting several to burst out laughing, but I can't help but think to myself "it wasn't that fucking funny."
For the record, I did read Catcher in high school, and didn't really get it, which was disappointing. |
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J.D. Salinger was a recluse and probably told that reporter that there was no deeper meaning in his book to end the interview.
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Cracking show! Ben Lerman's new ukulele ode was awesome funny! Give that man more cartridges!
Also, yet more evidence that Keith is some kind of genius as he independently divined and accurately précised Roland Barthes' 'Death of the Author' critique (whereby an authors 'meaning or intent' is irrelevant - only the personal interpretation of the reader is correct) Death of the Author - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia |
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I just have to say that was by far the best damn version of Paparazzi EVER. Ben is officially even cooler in my book. Which seems almost impossible since his "My name is Ben Lerman" is by far the best ever. =D
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