1131: Homeland Security

[sickeh]

Originally Posted by dietcokeyumyum

Not to be a dick...... but did mike dentist joke sound a lot like this guys?
Jeremy Hotz - Dental Hygenist Video by Just For Laughs - MySpace Video

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Also, the baby joke is heavily inspired by Demetri Martin.

You can say “I love kids” as a general statement, that’s fine. It’s when you get specific that you get in to trouble. “I love twelve-year-olds.”

[Ahh5huLee]

Originally Posted by sickeh

Also, the baby joke is heavily inspired by Demetri Martin.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU and Welcome to the forums

[sickeh]

Originally Posted by Ahh5huLee

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU and Welcome to the forums

Thanks for the welcome . (Is there like an official introduction thread or section, btw?)

[Ahh5huLee]

Originally Posted by sickeh

Thanks for the welcome . (Is there like an official introduction thread or section, btw?)

KATG for Beginners - Talk Shite

[Junkenstein]

Holy Guacamole, Mike is a good comedian...

Probably the psychosis and awkwardness helped developing the humour. Good.

[Ahh5huLee]

Originally Posted by Junkenstein

Holy Guacamole, Mike is a good comedian...

Probably the psychosis and awkwardness helped developing the humour. Good.

like coal into a diamond. mike is a diamond FABULOUS submission

[Some Kid]

Originally Posted by sickeh

Also, the baby joke is heavily inspired by Demetri Martin.

I was just about to point that out.

[Lee217]

Jesus fuck, it's like another "proficient in Spanish" tirade by Keith the fucking retarded monkey. Do you realize that listening to a grown adult rant for two straight shows on the same topic because he is a disabled man-baby unable to admit when he is wrong is fucking BORING!

Keith, you have a lower IQ than my left tit. Know when to shut the fuck up (you know, when grownups are talking). You have beat the dead horse, revived it, fucked it in the ass, and then beat it to death again. The only thing that kept me from turning off your show and smashing my ipod with a jackhammer was the hope that Chemda would at some point reach over to Keith, slap him on the nose, and give him a firm "No."

Speaking of which....Chemda, you may want to calmly explain to your ape man-baby that the volume of his voice does not amplify the coherency of his argument. I know this might be a difficulty unforeseen by ape-owners such as yourself. But large mammals have difficulty cooling down if overheated. It's best to distract them with something shiny or Bon Jovi-related.

So thanks for raping my eardrums with that endless bullshit. That was really some insightful discourse. I know a toddler at a Walmart who could give you a run for the money on your argumentative tactics, Keith. I believe his red-faced tantrum would stun you with its cogent intellectualism.

and he's as equally fascinated with his own shit piles.

No offense.

[Junkenstein]

Please Keith dont make me loose my brotherly love for you by answering to this open trolling. You got standup to write, you're an author, you have success and love in your life. Just ignore it.

I love you Keith, even and especially when you keep your less popular point of views.

[Claire]

Trey, great job as a first time guest, you fit right in and you laugh like Ray DeVito, very endering! Hope you come back soon.