1182: Acid Comedy

lattaland · 05-19-2010, 09:16 AM

Where Keith was wrong: Werner Herzog is incredible.

Where Keith is right: That scene in the first Bad Lieutenant with the two girls pulled over is super fucking hot. harvey keitel tells one broad to bend over, and he told the other girl to act like she was sucking an imaginary phallus. This scene was made for me and me alone.

Wow, I am jerking off to my own post!

DWarrior · 05-19-2010, 09:46 AM

They probably had to change the scene because anything even hinting at underaged sex will probably get you arrested today. And you guys are pedophiles.

JSZilla · 05-19-2010, 10:51 AM

Number one place to see THE STUPENDOUS acting of Sir Cage...

Vampire's Kiss.

I realize this is tongue and cheek and if it is supposed to be serious...=/

But that is Cage doing what he does. Exaggerated as all hell, but almost every roll is like that character at some point. Much like Ted "Theodore" Logan is exactly like Neo but less quizzical. I could argue he's the same in Bram Stoker's as well...But with a bad English accent and a hint of surfer. I didn't know they surfed in Great Britain back then.

And like Tom Cruise is himself IN EVERY GOD DAMN MOVIE HE HAS EVER MADE. Er..Cept for Tropic Thunder there he's in his fat-man in a body suit on drugs mode plus himself.

Over acting to all hell. (or under at times and looking so god damn confused about it all...)

No mas. Chemda 1, Cage 0. =x

nhlegend · 05-19-2010, 10:54 AM

My name is not Ian and I can shake hands because my hands don't shake. I think Keith would like me.

P.S. I'm the guy that let the dogs in.

punk'n · 05-19-2010, 11:57 AM

Keith said I'm alright! I heard it. That counts.

Also, Maddie- Holy Christ! Please bring your sexy voice to America and do filthy things to us!

Blitzgal · 05-19-2010, 12:14 PM

Yeah, I so want a British accent...

Junkenstein · 05-19-2010, 12:22 PM

Of course, Keith doesnt like me.

I hate him too, that's why i subscribed to his and Chemda's horrible show and buy his horrible stand-up.

I dont ever ever laugh at what he says, so i even donate out of hatred.

How can you not hate a man that despise us so much that he does a free show 5 days a week, just to torment us? Man what a fuckin' douche.

I hate you Keith. I will unsubscribe repeatedly, only to re-subscribe and get more pissed.

PS: I love art and dog dicks in my ass

evadwolrab · 05-19-2010, 01:38 PM

I came here for pictures of TD, and I left disappointed, cock in hand.

Bucho · 05-19-2010, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by evadwolrab

I came here for pictures of TD, and I left disappointed, cock in hand.

Tony Danza?

evadwolrab · 05-19-2010, 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Bucho

Tony Danza?

Tiny Dancer.

/Teddy Picker spelled wrong.

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05-19-2010, 09:16 AM	#21 (permalink)
lattaland Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Baltimore, MD Posts: 144	Where Keith was wrong: Werner Herzog is incredible. Where Keith is right: That scene in the first Bad Lieutenant with the two girls pulled over is super fucking hot. harvey keitel tells one broad to bend over, and he told the other girl to act like she was sucking an imaginary phallus. This scene was made for me and me alone. Wow, I am jerking off to my own post! Last edited by lattaland; 05-19-2010 at 09:31 AM.
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05-19-2010, 09:46 AM	#22 (permalink)
DWarrior Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: NYC Posts: 4,046	They probably had to change the scene because anything even hinting at underaged sex will probably get you arrested today. And you guys are pedophiles.
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05-19-2010, 10:51 AM	#23 (permalink)
JSZilla Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: North Carolina Posts: 540	Number one place to see THE STUPENDOUS acting of Sir Cage... Vampire's Kiss. I realize this is tongue and cheek and if it is supposed to be serious...=/ But that is Cage doing what he does. Exaggerated as all hell, but almost every roll is like that character at some point. Much like Ted "Theodore" Logan is exactly like Neo but less quizzical. I could argue he's the same in Bram Stoker's as well...But with a bad English accent and a hint of surfer. I didn't know they surfed in Great Britain back then. And like Tom Cruise is himself IN EVERY GOD DAMN MOVIE HE HAS EVER MADE. Er..Cept for Tropic Thunder there he's in his fat-man in a body suit on drugs mode plus himself. Over acting to all hell. (or under at times and looking so god damn confused about it all...) No mas. Chemda 1, Cage 0. =x __________________ Medium Brumski: The only reason we have the 2nd Amendment is because John Adams was afraid of the zombie apocalypse and he wanted to make sure Americans would be prepared, I guess Keith hasn't gotten to that part of the mini-series yet. Sparrow:...Brings up her point? What point?! Are we naht suckin' ya cahk hahd enough, Sue?!? Keith: Oh, you...
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05-19-2010, 10:54 AM	#24 (permalink)
nhlegend Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: New Haven, CT Posts: 9	My name is not Ian and I can shake hands because my hands don't shake. I think Keith would like me. P.S. I'm the guy that let the dogs in.
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05-19-2010, 11:57 AM	#25 (permalink)
punk'n Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Kansas City, MO Posts: 2,238	Keith said I'm alright! I heard it. That counts. Also, Maddie- Holy Christ! Please bring your sexy voice to America and do filthy things to us!
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05-19-2010, 12:14 PM	#26 (permalink)
Blitzgal Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Madison, WI Posts: 3,294	Yeah, I so want a British accent...
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05-19-2010, 12:22 PM	#27 (permalink)
Junkenstein Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Northern Italy (No Guidos Here) Posts: 6,784	Of course, Keith doesnt like me. I hate him too, that's why i subscribed to his and Chemda's horrible show and buy his horrible stand-up. I dont ever ever laugh at what he says, so i even donate out of hatred. How can you not hate a man that despise us so much that he does a free show 5 days a week, just to torment us? Man what a fuckin' douche. I hate you Keith. I will unsubscribe repeatedly, only to re-subscribe and get more pissed. PS: I love art and dog dicks in my ass
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05-19-2010, 01:38 PM	#28 (permalink)
evadwolrab Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Preston, UK Posts: 256	I came here for pictures of TD, and I left disappointed, cock in hand.
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