120: Fire-Breathing Assholes

[mcd007]

Sami Habbas of Corona then opened the letter, which began: "Dear Palestinian Bomber."
So, he called the company that sent the letter, J.P. Morgan Chase.

He provided the invitation number from the letter, and two operators then addressed him the same way, asking, "Yes, Mr. Bomber, what can we do for you?"

:shock:

Apparently you are required to not think at all about what you are reading in order to get a job as a JP Morgan Chase rep.

[germuhknee]

Originally Posted by Tim F

An old friend of mine was living with David Copperfield for a while. Actually, he dumped her to go with Claudia Shiffer. She said he was a great lay.

How did he dump her? Did he wave his wand and make her disappear?

Being a magician must be great for one-night stands!

[Bass Dave]

Originally Posted by Tim F

An old friend of mine was living with David Copperfield for a while. Actually, he dumped her to go with Claudia Shiffer. She said he was a great lay.

The old disappearing wand trick.

[LD]

Originally Posted by Bass Dave

The old disappearing wand trick.

either that or he started to get creative about where he pulled the rabbit from.