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I like the crying chicks idea, I think girls who are emotionally vulnerable and want someone to console them are damn sexy.
Hey, ill take a few bumps to the head to not have to develop a Napoleon Complex and add another mental disorder to the head, would you rather be 5'7 over 6'2 Last edited by doctorsleep; 08-13-2010 at 06:46 AM. |
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Talking to kids in another language
When I was living in France and I'd been there about 6 months I had to babysit these two kids around the ages of 4 and 6. When I was putting them to bed I read them the story of the three little pigs (in French of course). Every time I said the word "pig" they started cracking up - pointing and laughing at me, saying that I said the word "pig" funny - they couldn't believe that an adult couldn't pronounce the word right and it made their day.
By the way - this was after taking about 6 years of French between high school and college and then after spending 6 months in the country. And, if I do say so myself, my accent is pretty damn good. So good luck with your half-assed proficiency when speaking to children - I hope they humiliate you with laughter and pointing fingers!!
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I bet he's gay, but he can't come out for real until the Harry Potter movies end, otherwise little girls everywhere may become suicidal, and he might scandalize the religious freaks who don't already have a problem with Harry Potter for satan worship and witchcraft.
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5'7" isn't that short. You are just a crazy person. |
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