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Keith · 09-01-2010, 04:22 PM

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Gold Experience · 09-01-2010, 07:12 PM

83% of you don't have any friends.

txmikey45 · 09-01-2010, 07:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Gold Experience

83% of you don't have any friends.

We don't have bed bugs either.

fluxquanta · 09-01-2010, 07:51 PM

I hate to sound like a slurpy nerd, but the petit (like in petit larceny) is pronounced (and sometimes spelled) "petty".

That's probably why more than one guest has been like, "what the hell is petite larceny? I've never heard of that before."

Sparrow · 09-01-2010, 08:19 PM

Dear New York City,

Please don't give me babies, bedbugs, or the clap.

love and see you soon,
Sparez

i'minu · 09-01-2010, 09:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Sparrow

Dear New York City,

Please don't give me babies, bedbugs, or the clap.

love and see you soon,
Sparez

don't worry all three can be cured. have fun in the big apple.

i'minu · 09-01-2010, 09:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Gold Experience

83% of you don't have any friends.

i have a good amount of friends, i also have a back yard, and a tent. deal, you bed bug having mother fucker.

hayroob · 09-01-2010, 11:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Gold Experience

83% of you don't have any friends.

I'm betting your "friends" just love you.

Cretaceous Bob · 09-02-2010, 12:17 AM

Fuck no; no friend with any parasites gets to stay at my place. I had head lice once (I have hair down to my waist; yeah, not cool) and it made my life fucking miserable. I don't care where the little shits live - hair, bed, skin (scabies) - nobody steps foot in my house if they've had recent contact with any of those fuckers.

Blitzgal · 09-02-2010, 07:28 AM

My friend can stay because people are cleanable. But none of their stuff would come into my house, because that's where the fuckers hide.

View Poll Results: Your friend’s place has bed bugs. Can he stay with you for a bit?
Yes	27	18.49%
No	119	81.51%
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Cretaceous Bob Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Virginia Posts: 2,358	Fuck no; no friend with any parasites gets to stay at my place. I had head lice once (I have hair down to my waist; yeah, not cool) and it made my life fucking miserable. I don't care where the little shits live - hair, bed, skin (scabies) - nobody steps foot in my house if they've had recent contact with any of those fuckers.
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