1266: Pull Up Your Pants and Don't Be a Nazi

[Keith]

"You put your eyeballs back in your head. I don't care!"


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[IWriteThings]

When I read this poll all I can picture is Keiths faking an orgasm story...I wonder how many guys will vote yes.

[hayroob]

Originally Posted by yoav

lol normberg makes me think of an iceberg but full of normans. SMALL WORLD

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[Junkenstein]

Oh Doug... My nerd-o-meter just blew up...

The fake orgasm argument is a slippery slope. I would've said never since you cant fake an ejaculation. But i definitely faked it when inside a woman and jerked off afterwards. I forgot that one.

Never dicussed it much, not proud of it, but i couldnt come and i wanted to get away from the lady. Creepy shit.

[Blonde_Amazon]

Originally Posted by Junkenstein

Never dicussed it much, not proud of it, but i couldnt come and i wanted to get away from the lady. Creepy shit.

Wow, then why did you get that far with her?

[Blitzgal]

Originally Posted by Blonde_Amazon

Wow, then why did you get that far with her?

I'm gonna guess alcohol.

[madisonyrskull]

i fake on orgasam once,but is was after we had had sex before earlier,so she couldnt tell cause there was already cum in her pussy

[Junkenstein]

Originally Posted by Blonde_Amazon

Wow, then why did you get that far with her?

we actually were in a relationship, a bad one, where there was a lot of weird mixed feelings. There were times in which i had sex with her but just wanted to be somewhere else.


And no, no alcohol involved. when i fuck drunk i could have sex with a meat bag, really.

[sagzy]

Voted yes. I have faked an orgasm a couple of times, mostly when I have a condom on just because it is less sensitive. It was with a girl I had been dating for a long while and I guess I was just ready to move on and sex was not doing it for me anymore.
Good thing she always insisted on me wrapping it up even if we had been exclusive for about 8 months, so I would always make a bee-line to the bathroom and take it off before she would notice. She did notice once and I blamed it on having jerked off beforehand.

[stulagu]

I totally just bought Rumors on Itunes...love that song

Lindsey is actually an ok singer, just like a million other actresses are...I don't mind her stuff...I used to belt out Teenage Drama Queen, but I guess I like her because I used to have her body type (when she was cute, in Mean Girls) and have red hair and freckles. No matter how fucked up she gets, I still can watch her act and sing and enjoy it like one enjoys any cutesy movie.

I have faked orgasms, I've also told my husband that we needed to stop/change positions because things weren't working. Especially after having babies, it takes a while to get used to things after they get rearranged. I know, TMI, but I wanted to put perspective to it. The only time I faked with my husband was when I knew he was really close and the sex was hurting and I tried to deal for the last 30 seconds.

The other time I faked was with a guy in college when he threw me on a bed and started to finger me...it was my first time ever being touched there and I just faked it to get him off me and then I asked him to take me home, it was terrible.