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Keith · 09-14-2005, 03:17 AM

"If we can't kill people for being weirdos, then we have to help them!"

fatjanilane · 09-14-2005, 04:02 AM

Just on a serious note, if someone is actually choking, do not slap or punch them Chemda. Use the Heimlich Maneuver. http://www.heimlichinstitute.org/howtodo.html

germuhknee · 09-14-2005, 04:55 AM

Scenario stylist

jms257 · 09-14-2005, 07:23 AM

Just a quick story about Jerry Springer for those of you who haven't heard it. I am originally from Ohio and Jerry Springer used to be the mayor of Cincinnati. He happened to get into trouble when he visited a prostitute (while mayor). He payed her with a check -smart- and it, of course, bounced. The prostitute told the story to the papers and Jerry's career as mayor tanked, but his career in TV skyrocketed. Great show today!

AlanRay · 09-14-2005, 07:57 AM

the acid reflux stuff you were talking about is probably prilosec otc, the just started doing over the counter instead of prescription. also, nexium is the one that's getting a lot of commercials lately, the purple pill they call it. none of this is actually important, i just have a head full of useless trivia and i have to let some of it out occasionally :P

The Girl · 09-14-2005, 09:10 AM

-oh my god our fans really think that i would punch someone to help them from choking to death.

-jermuhknee... i like it!

MichaelG · 09-14-2005, 09:21 AM

This show sounds like an episode from "Starved" Barfing after eating, weighing yourself after every poop and pee.

I had a doctor give me a "sample" and I looked it up in the PDR, and it was not supposed to be prescribed, because it was conflicting against an OTHER drug he prescribed for me. I stopped going to him. Quacks, all of them.

MichaelG · 09-14-2005, 09:30 AM

Danny Bonaduce tries to commit suicide during reality show

http://www.tvsquad.com/2005/09/12/da...-reality-show/

tranzorz · 09-14-2005, 09:55 AM

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Originally Posted by AlanRay

the acid reflux stuff you were talking about is probably prilosec otc, the just started doing over the counter instead of prescription. also, nexium is the one that's getting a lot of commercials lately, the purple pill they call it. none of this is actually important, i just have a head full of useless trivia and i have to let some of it out occasionally :P

No, you're a product of gorilla advertising my friend.

Never, ever should anything medically related be referred to by their colors. Wasn't that how people sold street pills in the 70's?? "Hey man, got any yellows? Nah, man. I've only got blues and purple pills. Try a purple, man. It's far-out!"

Fluffy · 09-14-2005, 10:02 AM

Quote:

"Hey man, got any yellows? Nah, man. I've only got blues and purple pills. Try a purple, man. It's far-out!"

We'll give Keith a 'Little Blue Pill' and see if Chemda gets any sleep, then have them do a Viagra Report. Should make for an interesting show.

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