1397: The Forgiven

Keith · 05-26-2011, 05:53 PM

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pmbailey · 05-27-2011, 01:27 AM

You mean I'm forgiven for being a smoking douche that actually cleans up after myself and doesn't ash or blow smoke in peoples face?!?!

I'll think about forgiving you for giving me so much shit on the air -- I'll get back to you on that, but I have gladly accepted your forgiveness, and thank you!

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pmbailey

Keith · 05-27-2011, 01:48 AM

but not forgotten.

pmbailey · 05-27-2011, 01:57 AM

So I guess I spoke too soon.

I am a considerate smoker, like keeping track of my butts, but really the only time I do that is on the beach, or when walking down the street. When I'm at a public building I smoke where instructed to. It's really not that hard to believe, I have smoker friends that do the same thing.

So fuck you for being a douche! But that's ok, you're forgiven -- you know I'm a bigger man!

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pmbailey

pmbailey · 05-27-2011, 01:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Keith

but not forgotten.

You said I was NOT forgiven at about 52:04 -- I'm listening now

quietwlf · 05-27-2011, 02:10 AM

Keith,

Your forgiveness is very selective, especially when it comes to smokers. I find this unforgivable...you drunk ass piece of shit. If you weren't so adorable and extremely well hung...I'd whoop your no empathy having ass!!

PS: Luv ya Chemda!! & missing Lauren.

Keith · 05-27-2011, 02:26 AM

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Originally Posted by quietwlf

Your forgiveness is very selective...

Can you imagine? I will not be a victim of my own healing. I am my own energy.

pmbailey · 05-27-2011, 02:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Keith

Can you imagine? I will not be a victim of my own healing. I am my own energy.

I can imagine -- I just used your healing against you, and you're right -- it has nothing to do with you, I FEEL GREAT!

I knew I kept listening to you guys for a reason (Chemda's usually the "reason"), but you're funny as hell, so you got that going for you.

I really love the show!

pmbailey · 05-27-2011, 02:51 AM

I'm going to step outside of my own house to smoke a cigarette, then put it out in a proper ashtray, then go to bed.

You're forgiven. You're forgiven, and --- You're forgiven!

Jo_Culprit · 05-27-2011, 04:51 AM

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Originally Posted by pmbailey

I can imagine -- I just used your healing against you, and you're right -- it has nothing to do with you, I FEEL GREAT!
I knew I kept listening to you guys for a reason (Chemda's usually the "reason"), but you're funny as hell, so you got that going for you.
I really love the show!

Quote:

Originally Posted by pmbailey

I'm going to step outside of my own house to smoke a cigarette, then put it out in a proper ashtray, then go to bed.
You're forgiven. You're forgiven, and --- You're forgiven!

Holy balls you're self righteous, how has any woman ever put up with you in a relationship?

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pmbailey Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: ATL Posts: 85	Forgiven! You mean I'm forgiven for being a smoking douche that actually cleans up after myself and doesn't ash or blow smoke in peoples face?!?! I'll think about forgiving you for giving me so much shit on the air -- I'll get back to you on that, but I have gladly accepted your forgiveness, and thank you! -- pmbailey
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pmbailey Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: ATL Posts: 85	Spoke too soon So I guess I spoke too soon. I am a considerate smoker, like keeping track of my butts, but really the only time I do that is on the beach, or when walking down the street. When I'm at a public building I smoke where instructed to. It's really not that hard to believe, I have smoker friends that do the same thing. So fuck you for being a douche! But that's ok, you're forgiven -- you know I'm a bigger man! -- pmbailey
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quietwlf Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 6	The Forgiven? Keith, Your forgiveness is very selective, especially when it comes to smokers. I find this unforgivable...you drunk ass piece of shit. If you weren't so adorable and extremely well hung...I'd whoop your no empathy having ass!! PS: Luv ya Chemda!! & missing Lauren.
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