1412: Don't Talk to Strangers

[thelastknowngod]

The only time I think misspelled words is appropriate is when dealing with Chinese restaurants.

In general, the worse the English, the better the food.

Chang's Chinese Bistro open from 10am to 10pm? No thank you.

Shanghai Tastey open 7 day? Sold.

[g_collector]

Here's one thing about military health care: doctors in the military can't get sued for malpractice. It's true.

And how did I find that out?

I had an incredible ear ache. I went to the military doctor. While he was listening to my chest and looking at my throat, he was telling me how he was a general practice doctor in civilian life, but his malpractice insurance had gotten too high since he had been sued about three time for malpractice.

He then writes me a prescription and hands it to me.

As I am sitting there, he asks, "Is there anything else?"

"Uh, yeah," I said. "It's my EARS that ache. Maybe you might want to look at them?"

He took the prescription from my hands and crumpled it up. He looked at my ears and then wrote me a new prescription.

Yeah, I don't have fond memories of the military's "free" health care.

[WittyReference]

Originally Posted by JessiC

The fake phone calls were hilarious. I would LOVE to see that made into a cartoon!!

agreed! I give this show an A.

[Medium Brumski]

There's a Spiderman villian who's an albino African-American. Tombstone