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09-26-2005, 05:06 AM | #11 (permalink) |
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smoking is cool fuckers.
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09-26-2005, 09:50 AM | #13 (permalink) |
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No smoking outside is a bunch of shit.
The City parks and idles its diesel trucks in truckyards in the bronx. More than half of school-age kids in the bronx have asthma. It probably wasnt the secondhand cigarette smoke. If you're worried about breathing outside, lobby for cleaner trucks and cars. - mints and 4 40's!?!?!?!?! that's awesome. --- http://arago4.tn.utwente.nl/stonedea.../scene-22.html MAYNARD: It reads, 'Here may be found the last words of Joseph of Arimathea. He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the Holy Grail in the Castle of aaarrrrggh'. ARTHUR: What? MAYNARD: '...The Castle of aaarrrrggh'. BEDEVERE: What is that? MAYNARD: He must have died while carving it. LAUNCELOT: Oh, come on! MAYNARD: Well, that's what it says. ARTHUR: Look, if he was dying, he wouldn't bother to carve 'aarrggh'. He'd just say it! MAYNARD: Well, that's what's carved in the rock! GALAHAD: Perhaps he was dictating. -
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09-26-2005, 03:48 PM | #14 (permalink) |
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A-FREAKIN'-MEN to no smoking on the streets, Keith. That shit pisses me off to no end. No one should have the right to blow their disgusting ash and smoke in my face as I walk down the street. And you smokers will say "I'm not trying to blow it in your face," but you do it whether you know it or not. Fuck that. Fuck your rights. I should have a right to breath clean air. What about that right?
The best analogy I ever heard regarding smoking vs. drinking was this: You like to smoke. I like to drink. The product of your smoking is exhaled smoke. The product of my drinking is piss. If you can blow smoke in my face, can I piss in yours? |
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09-30-2005, 02:32 PM | #17 (permalink) |
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Smoking and DICE!
I love (that's sarcastic, I hate it) when a gaggle of smokers decides to hang out right by the air intakes for a building. This used to happen at an old job. Smokers would hand by the laoding dock area just below the fresh air intakes, thus feeding their smoke to the whole building. Nice.
The dice we play around Chicago (not on the streets, in our white suburban homes, but we learnd from our fathers who used to play on the streets) is quite a bit different from what Keith described. The name of the game here is, "Ship, Captain, and Crew." I just googled the rules and found them here: http://www.gamecabinet.com/rules/ShipCaptainCrew.html At bachelor parties in my family, it's not rare to hear someone yelling, "MIDNIGHT!!!" Us Polocks are all about the yelling, too, Chemda. I spent some time in northwestern Wisconsin. They play an entirely different dice game up there called 'Liar's dice.' http://www.ehow.com/how_18464_play-liars-dice.html So I guess what they'd play on the street might be different wherever you are.
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