1422: Spooning and Forking

dEadERest · 07-13-2011, 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Junkenstein

i dunno what is in the head of an almost thrity year old guy who dates teenagers.

sometimes, junk, i think you are delusional, not in a bad way, but . . . i forget the standup who had a bit, something like, i would if i could but i can't . .

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Originally Posted by punk'n

Well you refuse me liquor so I just don't see how we could ever agree on anything.

excellent point

Cretaceous Bob · 07-13-2011, 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by RefusingYouLiquor

I get all of the above, but to think it was 'normal' after the fact is crazy. She's not 16 years old anymore, and I'm pretty sure if she had a guy friend that was dating a 16 yr old she'd shit the bed about it.

Yeah, no, I agree with you. Absolutely insane that she'd think that's okay.

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Originally Posted by Junkenstein

i guess but all the teenagers who dig older guys i talked to, also put the experience in the equation.

That's not the case. It might be nice, but it isn't the reason. Teenage girls actively seek older guys; even if you have a good confidence level and experience, you're working at a disadvantage as a teenage guy against a 20 something year old.

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Originally Posted by Junkenstein

i dunno what is in the head of an almost thrity year old guy who dates teenagers. unless they're really mature, its just weird.

Yeah, dude, I don't get it. I feel dirty having sex with stupid people, no matter the age. Teenage stupid? I don't know how I'd scrub that off my soul.

Junkenstein · 07-13-2011, 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by dEadERest

sometimes, junk, i think you are delusional, not in a bad way, but . . . i forget the standup who had a bit, something like, i would if i could but i can't . .

maybe, i usually date people around my age. but the thought of dating a teen feels weird.

i dont even recall having a conversation with a teen in a long time.

by teen i mean under 18

Medium Brumski · 07-13-2011, 01:08 PM

Kelly sounds alot like statutory rapee's that you hear alot on shows like LoveLine. "Even though I was 8 years younger, I think I was more mature then him." Like that's any type of excuse.

Even Chemda's usual, "Think about a 24 yr old you know now dating a high schooler, does that seem weird?" didn't get thru

Also, what the fuck is jack-rabbiting?

punk'n · 07-13-2011, 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Medium Brumski

Also, what the fuck is jack-rabbiting?

It's when a guy fucks you really hard and jabby and fast for like 2 minutes and then he's all out of breath and rolls over and is all proud of himself.

Junkenstein · 07-13-2011, 01:14 PM

jackrabbiting : fucking in a painful, unfunny, rushed, non pleasurable way.

a guy who humps a girl like dog getting off on a leg is jackrabbiting

Cretaceous Bob · 07-13-2011, 01:20 PM

Man, I really don't understand how it's even possible to be that fast.

Junkenstein · 07-13-2011, 01:29 PM

I had an ex who slept witha guy (in her teen age) who lasted less than a minute and then rolled over and asked her something like "did you like it?"

he happened to be one of the local heartthrobs, btw. didnt know he was being laughed at behind his back by her and her friends.

punk'n · 07-13-2011, 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Cretaceous Bob

Man, I really don't understand how it's even possible to be that fast.

Well you've just never had this.

ZING!

Cretaceous Bob · 07-13-2011, 01:51 PM

One of life's great tragedies.

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Medium Brumski Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 660	Kelly sounds alot like statutory rapee's that you hear alot on shows like LoveLine. "Even though I was 8 years younger, I think I was more mature then him." Like that's any type of excuse. Even Chemda's usual, "Think about a 24 yr old you know now dating a high schooler, does that seem weird?" didn't get thru Also, what the fuck is jack-rabbiting?
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Junkenstein Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Northern Italy (No Guidos Here) Posts: 6,784	jackrabbiting : fucking in a painful, unfunny, rushed, non pleasurable way. a guy who humps a girl like dog getting off on a leg is jackrabbiting
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Cretaceous Bob Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Virginia Posts: 2,358	Man, I really don't understand how it's even possible to be that fast.
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Junkenstein Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Northern Italy (No Guidos Here) Posts: 6,784	I had an ex who slept witha guy (in her teen age) who lasted less than a minute and then rolled over and asked her something like "did you like it?" he happened to be one of the local heartthrobs, btw. didnt know he was being laughed at behind his back by her and her friends.
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