Latest Episode
Play

Go Back   Keith and The Girl Forums Keith and The Girl Forums Show Talk

Show Talk Talk about the show

View Poll Results: That dude got 8 months for microwaving a dog.
That's fair. 26 18.06%
He should have gotten a life sentence at best. 48 33.33%
He should be put in a microwave on High. 70 48.61%
Voters: 144. You may not vote on this poll

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 07-21-2011, 05:58 PM   #1 (permalink)
PARTY! SUPER PARTY!
 
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: NYC, baby!
Posts: 13,544
1429: Something to Believe In

"Do you get a 'sucking five dicks' vibe from me?"


Jared Logan | Stand Up Comedian


(Offline)   Reply With Quote
Old 07-21-2011, 09:39 PM   #2 (permalink)
Member
 
Gold Experience's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2010
Posts: 31
I voted "that's fair" because there wasn't a "that's too much" option.

I don't believe in animal rights.
(Offline)   Reply With Quote
Old 07-22-2011, 03:44 AM   #3 (permalink)
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: East Lansing, MI
Posts: 246
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gold Experience View Post
I voted "that's fair" because there wasn't a "that's too much" option.

I don't believe in animal rights.
I believe that it's a fact that people who think microwaving dogs is alright are also child molesters. There had to be a study done somewhere.

Just sayin'.

Keep an eye out.
(Offline)   Reply With Quote
Old 07-22-2011, 05:30 AM   #4 (permalink)
Senior Member
 
Blitzgal's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Madison, WI
Posts: 3,294
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fourbid View Post
I believe that it's a fact that people who think microwaving dogs is alright are also child molesters. There had to be a study done somewhere.

Just sayin'.

Keep an eye out.

I heard it was serial killers -- the trinity of bed-wetting, animal torture, and starting fires.

And let's just nip the coming bullshit right in the bud. Yes, I'm a meat eater. I think there are ways to limit the suffering of animals we eat and we need to require them. And I think there is a difference between slaughtering livestock and shoving a living animal into a microwave.
(Offline)   Reply With Quote
Old 07-22-2011, 08:26 AM   #5 (permalink)
Junior Member
 
Giggidee's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: Orlando, FL
Posts: 8
Really liked the new guess Jared Logan, Double Aces!!! Very funny!!
(Offline)   Reply With Quote
Old 07-22-2011, 08:37 AM   #6 (permalink)
Senior Member
2020 Marathon Kickstarter Backer24-hour Marathon 2018 Fundraiser Backer47-hour Marathon 2016 Kickstarter Backer57-hour Marathon 2015 Kickstarter Backer38-hour Marathon 2014 Kickstarter Backer
 
word's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2010
Posts: 165
i always thought this was hilarious. It benny hinn using his jacket to heal people hes Pentecostal I believe.

‪Benny Hinn uses a holy jacket on people‬‏ - YouTube
(Offline)   Reply With Quote
Old 07-22-2011, 08:56 AM   #7 (permalink)
Senior Member
 
Jonny Face's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: London
Posts: 103
Jared Logan for best new guest!
(Offline)   Reply With Quote
Old 07-22-2011, 09:03 AM   #8 (permalink)
Senior Member
 
scottperezfox's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Brooklyn
Posts: 384
I too prefer the "Forget You" version of that song. Otherwise it's just vulgar. Cursing isn't always clever, especially when you just repeat it over and over.
(Offline)   Reply With Quote
Old 07-22-2011, 09:27 AM   #9 (permalink)
Senior Member
 
Hennessy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Hakuna Matatta.
Posts: 217
Quote:
Originally Posted by scottperezfox View Post
I too prefer the "Forget You" version of that song. Otherwise it's just vulgar. Cursing isn't always clever, especially when you just repeat it over and over.
Oh fuck you, you shit ass cocksucker motherfucker pickle dipping cunt fearing shitass crapping damn kyke cracker fisting pineapple juice drinking FUCK.
and - FUCK HER TOOOOOOOO.
(Offline)   Reply With Quote
Old 07-22-2011, 09:51 AM   #10 (permalink)
Senior Member
 
Medium Brumski's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2009
Posts: 660
K&C kept saying he deserves jail for killing a dog, but it was animal cruelty that he was tried for. It might sound fucked up, but if you want to kill your dog, you can (not sure what different state laws might be) it's just the fucked up way some people go about it that deserves jail time. I remember a story about a man whose dog bit his child. Now if he had just shot the dog, or took it to a vet to have it put to sleep, he would have been fine. Instead, he tied it up and took something like 3 hours to beat it to death, the dude got longer then 8 months. Not to mention if the dog had bit someone else's child, the city would have stepped in and had the dog put to sleep. Not sure what my point is, taking a shotgun to Old Yeller cause he has rabies, fine, puting your dog on the "Popcorn" setting cause you snapped, well, society might not need you anymore.

And yet another great new guest, it seems the Sunday night comedy/bingo thing is really working out.
(Offline)   Reply With Quote
Reply


Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are Off



All times are GMT -5. The time now is 08:28 AM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
SEO by vBSEO 3.6.1
Keith and The GirlAd Management plugin by RedTyger