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When I was growing up in Russia, I had Nutella on bread for breakfast. I've never had health problems or weight problems. And as part of my chores, I had to go grocery shopping, which included buying beer. I didn't grow up to be an alcoholic.
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Yeah, Gerson was the epitome of a snakeoil salesman. He first marketed his diet plan to cure migraine headaches and tuberculosis. Then he claimed it cured cancer. Basically, they tell you to eat a vegetarian diet of whole, unprocessed foods to detoxify your body. In the most general terms, anyone who eats like that is going to be healthier. Except, their other treatment to detoxify your body is coffee enemas. That's right, jam coffee up your ass and that somehow detoxifies your body. When no one else is able to replicate your results in an independent study, you have not "proven" anything. The other bullshit cancer cure guy I heard about recently is one who treats cancer with human piss. No, I'm not making that up. Stanislaw Burzynski - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
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How do you fight bears in siberian cold under the stalinesque regime, if you're chuggin nutella all day? boo. |
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Don't you mean nutella had you for breakfast? |
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