1438: Parallel Thinking

[mcbane89]

Originally Posted by dEadERest

and mcbane, your last post had a negative impact on your credibility

i got your cotton balls

seriously, my balls are constructed solely of densely compacted cotton fibers

I wasn't aware someone was keeping track of my credibility. Good job Dean, and I expect constant updates on the ever fluctuating status of my credibility after each post I make to maximize my credibility potential. And if you could add if you're rating my intellectual cred or street cred of any given post, or both if I happen to say something intellectually gangster, that would be very helpful as well.

Updates on your weird cotton testicles aren't really necessary though, but, um, thanks.

[angiethestrange]

I take all points presented.

I guess can see how the net acts as more of a symbol of "we don't want you to die." and it might make that person feel as if someone cared thus deterring them from jumping. So, in that way the net is a good think. I also see how it can reduce harm.

Perhaps I was simplifying it too much, suicide is a complex issue and people aren't thinking clearly and not everyone is going to know about the net and it will help those who change their minds half way between jumping and landing, and can give them a wake up call that they don't actually want to die.

ALSO, I think they should be giant trampolines that bounce them right back up to the bridge, that would be awesome.

[dEadERest]

Dean is new, grats

[canuck_king]

Originally Posted by Blitzgal

I removed a small kitten sized lump of rotten hair out of my shower drain. Now I have short hair.

that paints a lovely picture in my head, if this happened to Keith he would twitpic it like his ear shit