1454: Double Standard

[Montucky Jess Jess]

I live in the middle of nowhere. If two guys held me up and took my shit, I'd do everything Keith did, but w/ one exception: I'd fucking shoot them as soon as they turned to walk away.
Wait, Jess, is $100 bucks worth MORE than human life? Answer: yes.

Why the fuck are people who act like 'savage animals' ( a good name for a band btw) treated like human members of society?

I'm sure living in NYC is amazing, but I don't understand why more people don't have 'concealed carry ' permits.

[dEadERest]

Originally Posted by Junkenstein

apparently hses been doing this Guido character for a while. she says its based on a person she dated. ah jesus christ.

let us not compare Gaga's Calderone character to jesus christ . .

[dEadERest]

Originally Posted by Montucky Jess Jess

Why the fuck are people who act like 'savage animals' ( a good name for a band btw) treated like human members of society?

Ladies and gentlemen, Savage Animals

[Blitzgal]

Yeah, the California woman just seems to be out and out psycho. Now, I'm on the side where there is never a legitimate justification to mutilate another person, no matter what they "did." It's across the board an extremely crazy reaction.

And as more details come out about this couple, it seems pretty clear that she's fucking nuts. They've only been married for two years. They were arguing about houseguests. And the only other detail I've seen is he possibly had an "inappropriate relationship." I have no clue what that means.

'Inappropriate relationship' is possible motive in penis-severing case

Also, I hope Pat covers the recent case where a guy decapitated himself. That's right, he decapitated HIMSELF. The only thing I can figure out about this story so far is the guy put all his stuff in a trailer and showed up on his ex-wife's doorstep one morning. A fight about "his living arrangements" ensued, culminating in him starting his own trailer on fire and eventually killing himself. Thankfully his kids were at school and didn't see anything.

http://www.nbcchicago.com/news/local...128856693.html

[Junkenstein]

Originally Posted by dEadERest

let us not compare Gaga's Calderone character to jesus christ . .

calderone seems much more enjoyable than jesus

[poingjam]

Originally Posted by Montucky Jess Jess

I'm sure living in NYC is amazing, but I don't understand why more people don't have 'concealed carry ' permits.

Because it's next to impossible to legally carry a gun in New York. Costs over $400 just to apply and takes months, and even then you're not allowed to have it in public, only to transport it directly from home to a shooting range. You have to have a business-related license to carry one around.

[dEadERest]

Originally Posted by Junkenstein

calderone seems much more enjoyable than jesus

bake him into unleavened bread with some Jesuit table wine and I'll get back to you

[WittyReference]

Originally Posted by poingjam

Because it's next to impossible to legally carry a gun in New York. Costs over $400 just to apply and takes months, and even then you're not allowed to have it in public, only to transport it directly from home to a shooting range. You have to have a business-related license to carry one around.

As someone who lives where there is no gun culture, the above seems way to lenient but I get the feeling you are complaining?

I bought Pat's Fatty stand up album after this episode and watching the roast on the same day so I voted for him in the poll. He didn't contribute as much to the roast as Jesse but I think it will bug Jesse more to lose the poll, so...

[poingjam]

Not complaining really, just saying why nobody has a gun here.

[Sorin Markov]

Originally Posted by Phaenix

Isn't saying "What did he do?" of the castrated husband the equivalent of saying "What was she wearing?" of a rape victim? Or perhaps even worse?

EDIT: Pat just made that point too.

no cuz he obviously did SOMETHING, people just dont randomly goin off cuttin peoples dicks off... rape isnt an equivalent.. im on chemda's side