146: Phone Jerk

LD · 09-30-2005, 03:55 AM

"You are listening right now! You have herpes! I know it!"

Sparky_root · 09-30-2005, 05:51 PM

Keith, Chemda - great talking with ya - i blindly called in cuz i haven't got the chat or live show streaming yet - hopefully i can get that figured out

anywho - YOU ARE PODCASTING GODS!!!

keep it up!

ryancurtis · 09-30-2005, 05:58 PM

holy shit...keith just closed with a Steel Dragon song....are you serious!!!
this is why i love this show.

LD · 09-30-2005, 11:53 PM

I didn't hear the first ten minutes of the show until now but Porn Shop Dude was incorrect. There are two types of Keith and the Girl listeners in the world: those that can take a joke and don't take things too seriously and Dan Klass. That's why in the other thread I suggested he call in, because from what he wrote he sounded like he would have some amusing stories for the show. But we didn't hear much of that.

So for the benefit of Porn Shop Dude and anyone else who is concerned I offer this retraction to clarify the situation.

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Correction: October 1st, 2005 Saturday
A post in The Keith and the Girl thread yesterday (re: 145: Doug Stanhope) about an employee of a Canadian porn shop, mistakenly categorized him as fitting the fictitious generic profile of TV show serial killers. While he has indeed stated his dislike for some of his customers with references to killing them, he said that the description was intended as a humorous reference only about a select few and that he is not really a serial killer. He has on no occasion followed any of them home, held them hostage for 24 hours and choked them to death on a dildo in the hopes of absorbing their life force.

LD · 10-01-2005, 12:13 AM

my favorite prescription ad is the viagra copy that starts with "My man has a secret ..."

not anymore he doesn't!

They didn't show the first time the husband saw it broadcast to millions and filed for divorce/defence lawyer soon after. I mean, that's exactly what you want your wife to tell everyone.

I've been taking Viagra for months and I still can't get in the NFL draft. Damn lying ad men.

Sparky_root · 10-01-2005, 12:24 AM

sweet - i'm postin' my 30 sec call in on keith and the girl live on our podcast - just because ours sucks and we need material :-)

the big lebowski · 10-01-2005, 04:34 AM

you've got all the material you need in the voice synth on the computer!

tranzorz · 10-01-2005, 06:11 AM

Friday's show was great, you guys. You did a good combination of call-ins and material. The digital delay on the phone is a little weird, though. I thought I was talking to myself for a minute there.

And you missed the quote: "This guy is sucking himself off at 12. I didn't learn to jerk-off until 18." I think that was the show quote; yeah, that was the ticket...

Tim

serial_x · 10-01-2005, 08:29 AM

Another great show, it was cool to hear from the porn shop guy. I've seen one video in the "Ready To Drop" series and i must say that it's some weird, bizarre shit to watch.

AlanRay · 10-01-2005, 12:22 PM

holy shit keith, you were right, i have herpes! herpes as in cancar soars, virtually any sort of soar you get in your mouth is medically referred to as a type of herpes. that is without a doubt where that 80% number comes from.

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Sparky_root Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: St. Louis, MO Posts: 108	Sweet Keith, Chemda - great talking with ya - i blindly called in cuz i haven't got the chat or live show streaming yet - hopefully i can get that figured out anywho - YOU ARE PODCASTING GODS!!! keep it up!
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ryancurtis Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 7	Steel Dragon!! holy shit...keith just closed with a Steel Dragon song....are you serious!!! this is why i love this show.
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LD Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NC and straight on 'til morning Posts: 305	my favorite prescription ad is the viagra copy that starts with "My man has a secret ..." not anymore he doesn't! They didn't show the first time the husband saw it broadcast to millions and filed for divorce/defence lawyer soon after. I mean, that's exactly what you want your wife to tell everyone. I've been taking Viagra for months and I still can't get in the NFL draft. Damn lying ad men.
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Sparky_root Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: St. Louis, MO Posts: 108	nice sweet - i'm postin' my 30 sec call in on keith and the girl live on our podcast - just because ours sucks and we need material :-)
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tranzorz Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Connecticut Posts: 67	Friday's show was great, you guys. You did a good combination of call-ins and material. The digital delay on the phone is a little weird, though. I thought I was talking to myself for a minute there. And you missed the quote: "This guy is sucking himself off at 12. I didn't learn to jerk-off until 18." I think that was the show quote; yeah, that was the ticket... Tim
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serial_x Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 995	Another great show, it was cool to hear from the porn shop guy. I've seen one video in the "Ready To Drop" series and i must say that it's some weird, bizarre shit to watch.
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AlanRay Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 256	holy shit keith, you were right, i have herpes! herpes as in cancar soars, virtually any sort of soar you get in your mouth is medically referred to as a type of herpes. that is without a doubt where that 80% number comes from.
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