1478: Bodily Dysfunctions

[GreenLee1]

Keith needs justification for still using his IPhone even though he knows some Chinese workers are getting hurt wrists building them.

If it wasn't for apple the workers wouldn't have this job and wouldn't be able to earn a living to feed their family. If people don't buy IPhones these people won't have anything to build.

If there are other jobs with better conditions, then the workers should get those jobs instead.

Maybe, if Apple increased the working environments, then (after seeing the working conditions at apple) the workers from other companies would go on strike, demanding an increase in their own conditions, but the other companies don't have the same stability as Apple and would go bankrupt. This would cause an economic meltdown in china and eventually the world. Apple is saving the world. Thank you Apple.

[Blitzgal]

Originally Posted by GreenLee1

If there are other jobs with better conditions, then the workers should get those jobs instead.

Maybe, if Apple increased the working environments, then (after seeing the working conditions at apple) the workers from other companies would go on strike, demanding an increase in their own conditions, but the other companies don't have the same stability as Apple and would go bankrupt. This would cause an economic meltdown in china and eventually the world. Apple is saving the world. Thank you Apple.

Are you twelve years old?

[Montucky Jess Jess]

Originally Posted by Blitzgal

Long story short; don't roll over on your own testicles in bed at night.

wow. That IS ...horrifying. What's worse, is now I'm concerned w/ Keith's penis AND his balls!!

Thanks Blitzgal for this important story and it's ramifications. I shall refrain from rolling over on my own testys from now on. I'm thinking body pillow...

[Mattman]

2 tings:

1, I am updating my iTouch to version 5 .... 2 hours so far .... still 67 minutes to go apparently

2, Samsung make phones here in Vietnam. So no chinese children are harmed making stuff on Android.

Aaaah ..... aaaah,

[punk'n]

I'm with Keith. I assume sex has stopped.

[Junkenstein]

i'd say, then, that you 12 voters should meet and have an orgy? or a good cry?

i dunno.

[iheartnihilism]

Re: mace
Mace is bad. I accidentally maced myself by spraying it up in the air directly above my face while laying on a bed (hey, I was 15) and it fucking hurts. It gets everywhere, eyes, mouth, nose. the mouth isn't so bad, personally I think the nose was the worst. My mouth and eyes burned but my nose felt like it had liquified and was melting into blood and pus down my throat. Awful.
Re: cops & mace
Once I was in a car that had been pulled over for reckless driving. The cops found weed on the driver and so asked me if he could search my bag. I said sure and started emptying it out for him when he saw the mace on my keys. He said "You know it's illegal for you to have this..?" and I said "Yeah, I know, my sister got it for me in Chinatown after I was raped a few years ago." (true) He then gave me tips on how to use the illegal mace to instill the most pain on a future attacker.

(I'm spending today catching up so I may resurrect more old threads.)

[dEadERest]

Originally Posted by iheartnihilism

(I'm spending today catching up so I may resurrect more old threads.)

not all that old but nicely done nonetheless