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10-04-2005, 11:51 PM | #1 (permalink) |
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148: Say You're Sorry
"She loves to slice wrists. You would think she's perfect."
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10-05-2005, 04:37 AM | #2 (permalink) |
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Things From the Pee Hole
Keith keeps talking about the Q-tip going in the pee hole, well here is something about something coming out.
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10-05-2005, 09:32 AM | #4 (permalink) |
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kate moss
Don't know if the video has been posted or not yet, but you can get it at http://uselessjunk.com its pretty... interesting. She talks about her friend who did so much coke he raped his sister.
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I like how you tel the High school kids to not worry about what goes on in High School, because it doesn't matter after you get out. THen youy say we are still acting like kids (re: Dan Klass). I guess the kids in school better learn how to do it right while they are in there, or they will never learn to make it in the real world.
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but it's not new. Just about everything has been said, all we got left is the delivery, and he delivers well. |
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Jrgen Geck held what looked like a silver bullet between his thumb and index finger. This is a Fisher Space Pen, he said a pen developed for NASA astronauts in space, a pen, whose ink just keeps on flowing, able to write upside down and even underwater. Its sophisticated, its costly, its very nice and very shiny, Geck said. Geck is chief technology officer at Suse Linux, an open source software outfit now owned by Novell, and hes about to make his point: The Russians just used a pencil. |
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10-05-2005, 11:00 AM | #9 (permalink) |
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But it is a Joke:
It's one of those urban myths. Ordinary ballpoint pens work in zero gravity. Pencils, on the other hand, cause annoying particles of graphite and wood shavings when sharpened- and at first, both Russia and the US used them. The "Fisher Space Pen" was just a marketing gimmick by a corporation, not a NASA project, and no US government money was spent. NASA did buy them, though, not becasue they could write in zero gee (many pens can) but because they were not flammable (pencils are) and after the Apollo fire there was a "no flammables in the cabin" rule. |
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10-05-2005, 12:06 PM | #10 (permalink) |
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Finesse Mitchell
I know Keet has a big problem with comics doing the same routine over and over.
I saw Finesse on SNL last weekend when I was shocked to see the guy on weekend update, doing the same friggin joke I saw him do on Comic view the previous Thursday. (Comic view is where all the black comics do their standup KEET) Oh, there is an old documentary out called "The Chicken Hawk" http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109410/ its about some of the NAMBLA guys and its sick- The only documentary that might be a bit sicker, was "HATED" GG Allin is really really sick. |
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